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the wicked witch of the east, bro

[g @51LUN]

“i listen to grimes”

“ehh it’s a little abstract for me”

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

The three wise men when they saw Mary

[Graven, @graevn]

I put an uncooked tortilla in a cooked one earlier it was gooddddd

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me at 11yrs old hearing Airplanes ft. Hayley Williams for the first time

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

me time traveling to safe Amelia Earhart

[hil @plume__]

changing my alarm from 8:30 to 8:33 at 8:25

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[Scully @isthatscully]

gaslighting myself every day by simply telling myself “I just need to lock in.” as if that will fix the economy & solve tense geopolitical situations

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

just read a sylvia plath diary entry that said: if i get through this year, no matter how badly, it will be the biggest victory i've ever done. and i felt that in my bones.

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

dive bar played everything is embarassing sky ferreira and i got so moved that i stepped out to listen to it again with headphones in

[ant @pcstandfor]

I use To be scared mewtwo was Gon kill me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

tried chatgpt for the first time for some exposure therapy and it actually triggered me

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Rachel Maddow when kamala wins

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

I cannot believe I got selected to apply for a Venmo credit card. Things are really starting to turn around for me