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Hummus enthusiast

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@kaeozr Not happening man, what have you heard?

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@footballinDK @JayFarrar1996

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If no one’s written a thinkpiece yet on Inside Out 2 and mind-body dualism, I will make that my mission

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Kieran Tierney taking goal kicks. Absolutely exceptional

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Two of the most Turkish goals I’ve ever seen

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An all-timer

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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Bring him home 🚬

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Arsenal are considering a move to bring back Juventus goalkeeper Wojciech Szczęsny to replace Aaron Ramsdale.

(Source: Evening Standard)

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That’s the last time I send my mixtape via courier

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Large fire breaks out at Evri warehouse in Bristol.

https://t.co/sMd91V7aux

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Chelsea have exercised the options to extend Enzo Fernandez and Mykhailo Mudryk’s contracts.

Enzo has 8 years left on his £180,000-a-week deal which ends in 2032 and Mudryk has 7 years on his £97,000-a-week deal until 2031.

(Source: @NizaarKinsella)

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@footy_nordic @TSBreakfast The fact that a €90m squad can compete with a €1.3bn squad at all is a miracle

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The Mat Ryan route

[F.C. København @FCKobenhavn]

⚪️🔵🌋🇮🇸

#fcklive

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@mcandidate Class 👏🏻 (from an economics fan)

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@maxrushden Last time I was here at the RNCM for #FWLive, my mate bought a tour tee and got Barry, Philippe and Jonny Liew to burn cigarette holes in it. My mate can’t be here tonight - can we burn Max’s t-shirt on stage in his honour?

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That’s a genuinely insane result. ‘Mon the bøys

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FORZA FCKKKKKKKKK ⚪️🔵🦁

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@maxrushden @BeardedGenius @NickAmes82 @JFfutbol @JFfutbol is consistently one of the best panellists on the pod, pls get him on more often

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I hope we can all agree that Brooklyn Pilsner is a elite-tier supermarket beer

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@footballinDK Finally found a footballer who shares my exact birthday

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Word-perfect Xhaka tribute