Hollen Meyers

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I'm off to bed" - Translation: I'm off to the private internet chamber, there is much to get through

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

Finally, a political movement I can stand behind.

[DavIT (the clown) 🍉🛸🐎🏚️🗿 @dearbongo]

Lads what if we never put on jeans again and start dressing like this instead

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

@CarolineMatth16 The other two thirds are made up of a lot of things

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

Thrifting is 1/3 of the things I miss right now.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

The fact that Wisconsin hasn’t taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

@CarolineMatth16 I just feel like they would be funnier

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

I wish children were bigger

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

"Cowboys weren't scared of anything because they were all crack addicts" -T bo

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

"Me and mike went on that ride a while ago. Saw a man killed that night." - T bo

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

"All cowgirls eat gas station tamales" - T bo

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

I made too many banana pancakes. Anyone want to listen to Jack Johnson and eat them with me?

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

It's a horrible idea but I should do it so I have stories for the grandchildren.

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

Me: *owns cute PJ sets*

Also me: *wears a 30 year old bass pro shop shirt with a hole in it and tube socks to bed*

[Hollen Meyers @hollenpeno]

Dont lie, when someone puts you on their private/close friends story, you feel obligated to watch it.

[lu🥀 @hanleiarey]

did it work???

[Colton Dake @coltydake]

This is the kind of thinking that leaves Starbucks rich and farmers in rural countries (who are paid much less than what their coffee is worth) in poverty