I’ll never say having a kid is like having a dog but I will say Blaire brings me her shoes and stands by the door waiting for me to take her on a walk so idk
proposing a 5th wave of feminism that’s like “ok we tried the whole ‘women can do anything’ thing and it turns out it’s true but now we’ve decided we just don’t want to”
I didn’t think pregnancy brain was real until I got to work and remembered I transferred the office phone calls to my cell phone
and then realized I’ve been sending every random call to voicemail the last two days thinking it was spam