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@BarackObama follows me, u can 2! Comedian ∞ Advertising Copywriter

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@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris YAY!!!!!! the perfect pick - i just donated $$ to the dnc to celebrate. thank you, joe!!!

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden woooo-hooooo!!!!! amazing - 100% support. you were my first pick!!!! let's do this!

[katie @katefeetie]

ME: I look cute
MIRRORS: you look cute
STORE WINDOWS: you look cute
OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute
IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch

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@NYCMayor de Blasio for President!!!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.

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West coasters! Check out my Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf comedic web video https://t.co/EdLTBB6dEl via @YouTube

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This explains why proper grammar is dead. #WTFWednesday #rukidding #computerpower #Help_me

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@Gaetaaaa @emillly_rose thanks for the mention!

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@birbigs brilliant!! thanks for my tues morning laugh.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I wonder how Fox News would have covered the civil rights movement.

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See the view. Stay for the crack.
Umbrella Co. on Melrose

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@gebatitukys thanks!!!

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@Lakers: Sure, I'm still a fan...but in that L.A. way where I'm all, "Kobe…who?"

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@Realdaveblack thanks!!!

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#LifeWithoutHashtags: It's called a "sentence." Pronounced "Sen-tance" #Cantcomprehend #Addictedtohashtags

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@Realdaveblack thank u!!!!

[Dave the Black Guy @Realdaveblack]

#FF @RyanBrowns @hollylevin @MikeJMele @EvelynR_xx @JMScomedy @keithlowell @StandUpNYLabs @CarlosComedy @kelly_carlin @ericarhodes

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#TheColdSideOfThePillow: Amazing how we can make an inanimate object sound like a bitch.

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