holly

purveyor of bad tweets.
she/her.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

LOL guys I had a baby, what the hell.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

I logged back into twitter to see what I was missing and I’ve seen enough.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

@alexasbunn @silrocaeslehc @cal_gif I can’t believe I logged into twitter after months away and this is what what’s waiting for me.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

Taking some time off from social media, so if you need me, message elsewhere..

And before you worry, I'm okay. It's just too much atm. Love you guys, and please let me know if Beyoncé shows us her 2019 Halloween costume, I still need to know. ✨

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

Have just learned that your snowboarding stance can be called "goofy" and I just have to say I love that.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

"I wonder how much that mustache costs in aerodynamics" is the best commentary I've hear from the Olympics thus far.

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@pbulsink @simon_vr That would ruin the ✨magic✨.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

Libraries are the best.

[SarniaObserver @SarniaObserver]

Lambton County Library set to end overdue fines March 1.
https://t.co/UMmYYCYtFD

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

@alexasbunn That will be my first tattoo.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

"It's not that I think too much, it's that everyone else thinks too LITTLE," I scream as I rotate my sims accent chair 5 more degrees.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

All the toddlers we know have names that start with E. Eva, Everett, Ezra (×2). 1yo refers to all of them as "E", because she is efficient and also refuses to say or learn most names.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Not all relationships will lead to marriage. Some will end with you dead in the pool because of the futility of the American Dream.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

@pbulsink This thread really sums it up. What an exhausting couple of years.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

I coooooooould go to sleep but I'm going to watch Encanto and cry again because I am thriving*.

*she was in fact, not thriving.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

@ptskloostra @Shawridgefarm Sounds like we need Kloostra family Olympics this summer, and this is the main event.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

I don't know about the rest of you but the first bit of 2022 has been a nightmare on my mental health, I cannot live, laugh, or love in these conditions.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

@myreadingisodd Yup, hardwood! It's barely dropped needles tbh.

[holly @hollyvanreenen]

It's January 18th and our real Christmas tree is still up and looks as good as the day we cut it down. Honestly at this point we're just seeing how long it lasts.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

If Doug ford came to me when I was stuck in a ditch I’d think it’s the angel of death taking me to hell

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

UPDATE: Doug Ford is now on the streets trying to dig himself out of the hole his pandemic response created