The top 5 wealthiest people in the world are:
1. Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX
2. Larry Page: Google
3. Sergey Brin: Google
4. Jeff Bezos: Amazon
5. Mark Zuckerberg: META
What is the most interesting thing you can see about these billionaires?
These are not politicians.
They are not doctors or lawyers.
These are founders.
They founded, own, and invest heavily in technology innovation companies.
Now, if you want to be relevant in the next 10 years, invest your resources in these 5 companies.
This doesn't mean buying shares in them.
It means aligning your skills around these companies.
For example, if you are a carpenter, identify a product or service in these companies, then build an idea around it, and then develop a product or service based on those products or services.
Or, if you are an interior designer, find out how you can borrow an idea from these companies or how you can leverage your skill using the products and services built by these companies.
The era of saying,
"I am going to school because I want to be a lawyer," — is gone.
These traditional careers began losing their grandeur two decades ago.
I am not saying being a lawyer is bad.
What I am saying is that even if you are a lawyer, align your skills and leverage your work with the products and services of companies owned by the top 5 wealthiest individuals.
Why is this so?
Because where the wealthiest people are, that is where the value sits. That is what people want.
These billionaires are not there by accident.
They are there because the world wants what they are selling.
GENTLEMEN: This inspiring story is for us. In front of you is Dennis Wawira, famously known as the Maize Guy on TikTok. By profession, he is what Onyango Tate would call a monocotyledon cremator, better known to many as mchoma mahindi. Like many young people out there, Dennis is a victim of a system that often fails the youth.
After losing both his parents, he was left under the care of his grandmother. Due to financial constraints and the corruption at NG-CDF offices that sometimes denies deserving students educational opportunities, Dennis was unable to continue with his studies.
His grandmother walked from one government office to another, doing everything possible to ensure Dennis and his siblings were not denied their right to education, but all her efforts seemed to bear no fruit.
Seeing his grandmother struggle, Dennis made a decision that many young men are forced to make far too early,, he chose responsibility over comfort. He stepped up to help his grandmother raise and support his siblings. Dennis used what was available.
He took an old jiko, a wire mesh, and that was the humble beginning of his maize roasting business. Every single day, he showed up with hope, determination & an unshakable work ethic. He never complained when business was slow.
Rain, cold weather, and difficult days never distracted him from his mission. Life often places heavy responsibilities on men early, and success rarely comes without sacrifice, struggle, and persistence. Dennis understood this.
He mastered his craft, shared his journey online, and eventually became an internet sensation. Customers started flocking to his kibanda for his delicious mahindi choma. From selling just 30 cobs a day, Dennis now sells between 700 and 1,000 cobs daily.
He showed up consistently, without excuses. Today, through hard work and discipline, Dennis is celebrating a major milestone,, he has managed to take all his siblings back to school, and he is now finishing the construction of a very beautiful, modern two-bedroom master ensuite house for the grandmother who never gave up on them.
In the video attached in the comment section, you can see the eyes of an old woman filled with pride, joy, and gratitude,, a grandmother watching a young man change the story of their family. So gentlemen, never believe your situation is permanent or that your struggles are too heavy to overcome.
Life has a way of rewarding those who show up with determination, discipline, and purpose,, not complaints, excuses, or regret. As we celebrate the boy child this week, I choose to celebrate Dennis Wawira, a.k.a Maize Guy,, a young man who continues to inspire us all. Roho ni iyo!!!
The mightiest conman is comfortable around white women in pants. It's only here in Kenya where he forces his mumu followers to wear 240 km of curtains. Behind closed doors, it's alleged the mikora supplies high voltage electricity to imported damsel from the Caribbean. Sharp boy!
There’s big silent money in Rift Valley and when it whispers, even traffic jams listen. Yesterday Ronnie & Terry tied the knot with golden rope and escorted it with G-Wagons. Karen Blixen Museum turned into a full-blown VIP headquarters. Bogani Road looked like a UN summit had relocated there.
The convoy was pure Madness. G-Wagons everywhere like they were being issued for furiiii. The Uasin Gishu big boys pulled up looking like they accidentally drove out of a Forbes magazine cover. Now pale kwa buffet ndio mambo Ilikua mwejeje. The rich were not eating food, they were conducting marine research.
Sea food you’ve only seen on NatGeo was casually chilling next to nyama choma. Prawns looking at you with sanpanku eyes. Everything was there,, barbecue, perfectly grilled nyama choma and food plated like it had a degree from Harvard. The rich Dressed simple but still looked flashy.
No chaos, no shouting, no MC with kadunga moves. Just calm vibes, soft laughter, and people networking like LinkedIn had come to life. Even the alcohol bay area was still full at the end of the event. No bloggers, no TikTokers, no influencers onsite. Wote inje na hizo masimu zao za matakataka.
No wonder @HonAllanChesang who's my boy never invited me for his Koito. Nilionea kwa mtandao like the rest of you poor pipoos🥹. The rich don’t announce, they exist quietly and trend accidentally.
Then now enter the Walala Hoii Avengers. These are the ones who will first create a WhatsApp group Before love comes first. They’ll invite influencers, bloggers, TikTokers & basically anyone with a front camera and data bundles. The wedding becomes less about love and more about content creation with snacks.
The Outfits is always the Nigerian vibes. Music ni Zobu Zobu at full blast while Money is Being sprayed like it’s a scene from a Nollywood movie nobody fully understands. Pale kwa buffet you’re told it’s self service, but there’s a security guard disguised as a caterer standing next to the sufuria with strict instructions that it's One piece of chicken per citizen.
You find Chicken thighs cut into six pieces unashindwa kama ni kuku ama minced meat. You point at drumstick, they serve you imondoo. You point again, they add soup for confidence,, huwanga bad. Walala Hoiis are mixing food like it’s a science experiment.
Hakuna kitu wahakulangi kwa buffet. You find Watermelon on top of a wet fried chicken & pilau next to mukimo. Photography is Total anarchy. Everyone becomes a content creator. People jumping in front of the actual photographer bcoz their followers need the photos more than the couple.
When Cake time arrives, It turns into a survival game. People are packing slices like they’re preparing for famine. Unaskia this one is for my cousin who didn’t come. The Cousin lives in Kisumu but will somehow receive cake crumbs via faith. Ni urímu.
I've come to realize that in Rift Valley, money is just there,, quiet, unbothered, moisturized, and minding its generational business. No noise, no pressure, no fundraising posters. Just vibes, wealth, and people who don’t need to prove anything.
And for those ladies dreaming of marrying into wealth like Terry, let me land this plane gently. The rich don’t marry for potential, they marry for alignment. So as you’re ignoring that broke but genuine guy hoping for a miracle, just know somewhere, a rich family is also ignoring you with equal confidence,, chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
In this Era where women are being finessed by a whiteman with only taped water & $20, Military parenting is the way as long as you are doing the right thing to help the kid. Wickedness will stop at nothing to spoil your children, you should also stop at nothing to protect them.
That Russian guy really did our women dirty. Daughter of Agrippina was dancing like poverty had personally texted her, “Last warning”. She was spinning, twisting & even doing somersaults,, neck on the line, visa in the heart! Msichana wa reggae amebadilisha miondoko, chesaa! The funniest part is that She’s vibing hard, smiling from ear to ear, not even knowing what the song means. Maybe the song was about hunger or monkeys.
But daughter of Agrippina was there dancing like she understands every syllable in Cyrillic. Knowing how Kenyan women are delulu, In her mind, she had already found her God-given rib. Wedding already planned in her head, probably thinking of Honeymoon in Moscow.
She was dancing with determination. The way she was entertaining the mikoras, You’d think there was a visa application form hidden under the dance floor. One more mkurundu backflip and the embassy would stamp it automatically.
She was moving like a possessed cult member at prophet Owuor’s circus. You remember Samson after his eyes were plucked out by the Philistines? They guy was forced to entertain them like an idiot. Now this is the modern version.
Except this time it’s self-sponsored entertainment. No chains, no mijeledis, just vibes & false hope. Modern day colonization is real my pipoos. After disease, fear hunger. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
Pale kwa Jirani, msani wa serkali, Mzee mzima Simba a.k.a Diamond, has come out sobbing like a broken sayona woofer, accusing Peter of P-Square of supplying high-voltage electricity to his then-wife Zari while they were still dating. According to Diamond, he innocently travelled with Zari to Nigeria to meet the P-Square brothers for a music collabo.
Little did he know that while he was planning a musical collaboration, his wife would later be involved in a physical one. As Diamond was busy in the studio recording a song titled “Kidogo” with the twin brothers, Peter was busy taking advanced measurements of Zari’s riperean land.
Diamond further claims that Peter didn’t stop at the studio session. The electricity supply continued uninterrupted. Zari would allegedly fly to Dubai under the holy excuse of “ barbie girl shopping,” only to link up with Peter for what Diamond now refers to as horizontal engineering meetings.
And here’s the painful part,,, all expenses were paid by Diamond himself, meaning the man proudly sponsored his own heartbreak. But tulia kidogo mwanangu, there’s more. Diamond says the final nail in the coffin was the gym trainer he hired to help his already hot wife achieve a fire body.
According to him, the trainer not only trained muscles but also connected Zari to yet another power source,, right on their matrimonial bed. Diamond concludes that this was the last straw. Because as y'all knows, once a gym trainer enters your woman's Bermuda Triangle, the diameter will never be the same again.
Diamond now claims that it was this entire saga of electric shocks and unauthorized power connections that pushed him to write the song “Pawa Pawa, Naishiwa Pawa.” However, the trauma was too real. Every time he tried to sing it, flashbacks of generators, transformers, and unscheduled load-shedding sessions flooded his mind.
Unable to cope with the emotional voltage, he decided to hand over the song to Mboso, saying the pain was still too raw and the memories too electrically charged for him to perform it himself. You see that thing called Mareej, Ogopa Nani.
May Yehova Wanyonyi remember our boy as he tries to circumnavigate through that thing called Mareej with his new wife zuchu, the girl with a cricket sound. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
Due to public demand I will repeat this. Juu najua wengine wenu hamskiangi msuri. Na juu pia leo ni saturday lazima Fe2O3 itolewe. Unfortunately some of you are going to land on people that already belong to other people and you will be caught. Sasa tulisema ukikamatwa juu ya mtu wa wenyewe,hapo unajua uliwa juu si mcheso. The only way you will come out of there alive,ni ukasirike. Kasirika kuliko mwenye amekupata ukimgongea.
Ukifanya hivo hawezi pata nguvu ya kukupiga. Ukiitikia akisirike kukuliko atakupiga kama brukenge. Look at the woman you were inside few minutes ago,weka yeye kofi. Muulize aje,huyu ni nani? “Huyu ni nani Agnes?” . Hapo ata mwenye amekupata ukimgongea huwa anatupa network. Mpaka sasa anaona kama yeye ndiye Turnboy wa hii matatu. Alafu jifanye umejam,ata usivae trouser,iwachanishe apo.
Vaa boxer uchukue wallet utoke kwa mlango. Ukifika kwa gate toka mbio. Uber utaitisha ukiwa 1km away from the crime scene. Juu unaezasubaa namna hii kwa gate ati unangoja uber,Kumbe mgongewi alirudusha signal buana. Kabla ugundue ako nyuma ,panga yake imekwama kwa mabega yako. Wueh! They will never teach you this in unifasti buana
Khabusie!
There’s a lady on Facebook who swore she crossed paths with Omar Lali at a beach in Watamu yesterday. According to her legendary post, they locked eyes for exactly 0.3 seconds, then she took off like Usain Bolt running from debt collectors. Because apparently, it said eye contact with this man is a life-threatening activity.
Rumour has it once you lock eyes with him, your brain shuts down, your heart starts buffering, and your Mpesa PIN begins to leak on its own. The man is allegedly a walking magnet, attracting women the way fresh fish attracts flies.
Word on the street says he uses advanced charm technology,,, smooth talk, imported perfume, and a stare so focused it freezes your common sense. Before you can say “let me think,” boom!
You’re already receiving high voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts, while your bank account is being siphoned like fuel in a pipeline vandalism operation. Daughter of Agrippina anaachwa Matako wazi. Zero balance, Lesson learned.
Ladies claim he smells heavenly, talks like a motivational speaker, and looks at you the way landlords look at rent arrears,,, intensely and without mercy. But don’t panic broke queens, especially those members of ours from the sacred tribe of Walala Hoii.
Sources say the magnetic eyes only activate when they detect money. If your account is humble, you are under divine protection. Rest easy sister Jennifer, you're very must safe. It’s also whispered that the old boy has chuma ya subawanga.
Bro,, If Omar catches your woman, your magical pendulum becomes useless, the diameter measurements will defeat even engineering students. Naskia mikora ikona makagare na nusu,,, Chesaa!!
My sisters, I’ll give you free advice: the only defense against those eyes is welding gogos or dark sunglasses. For those who might have forgotten, Omar Lali is the same man who was implicated in the tragic death of Keroche heiress Tecra Muigai.
And when he was arrested, it's alleged that over 300 ladies showed up to visit him in remand. Prison warders were confused. The visitors’ book surrendered. It’s even said an Italian woman hired 10 top lawyers to help our guy taste freedom again.
Ladies, if you’re going to Watamu, carry sunscreen, sunglasses, and financial discipline. Locking eyes is optional, survival is not. Otherwise you'll be left seeing with your mouth wide open. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
Ruhman, a Nyali-based content creator had cracked the internet’s algorithm and women’s hearts at the same time. For weeks, the yellow yellow damsel from Mogadishu had been conducting online seminars on “Why Are You Broke and Lazy”. According to her, poverty was a mindset, and the cure was simply to work hard preferably while boarding first-class flights.
One minute she was at a high-end resort in Diani, the next she was window shopping in Dubai like it was Toi Market, and when Nyali boredom hit, Maldives was just a casual escape plan. Soft life was being lived aggressively.
Women were inspired. Men were confused. Motivational speakers were shaken. Then came the plot twist. Chesaa! Over the weekend, Nyali’s finest sleuths, professional nose, sniffers from the DCI, decided to audit the soft life. Acting on a tip-off from anti-narcotics officers, they pulled up uninvited, like KPLC during Derby matches.
While the damsel was busy engaging in horizontal engineering, busy hearing good with the husband,, the sleuths stormed in and found the house stocked not with positivity and manifestation journals, but 250 grams of premium white confidence powder and over $50,000 in cash.
According to the sources on the ground, it's said Afande Kagwema found the husband busy inspecting the woman's reproductive organs with his tongue, lubricating it ready to supply high voltage electricity to the kilgoris power grid. Vijana mtakufa vibaya sana,, endeleeni kulamba nikama mnafunga bahasha.
It turns out the lifestyle, was not powered by hard work, prayers or vision boards, but by Unga maalum, with excellent exchange rates. Just like that, the motivational speaker became a national case study
Together with the mikora husband, She is currently cooling her heels at the government-owned Airbnb, where meals are free, security is tight, boredom is unlimited, and unga is 100% legit,,, no additives, no motivation speeches.
Ayaaam telling you Omwami, Not every soft life is soft,, some are just evidence pending in court. Na kama kawa siku zote sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀