holyysami

📍Building a better version of myself 📍

[holyysami @holyysami]

Forget heartbreak, zip don hook your preek before?💀

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize Americans eat pizza when they’re broke, but you only eat it when you get paid.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

💔

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

My daughter misplaced her pencil and sharpener, and I insisted she go find them.

When I checked on her after 10 minutes, i met her sleeping beside her bed. 😭

She couldn't find the pencil and sharpener, so she decided to find sleep instead. 😭😂

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

Since I chop this egusi wey I use ChatGTP cook I never get myself

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Lady shares her experience house-hunting

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

Love sweet keh, u don find answer to theory inside objective before?

[TOIS🌴 @sammie_boi20]

No be everything be GLE

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

I'm never leaving this app 😭😭😭😭

[Celia @CeliaKayo]

It's launch day and I'm obsessed with the Violet Collection! Can't help but add a few more prizes for you to take home.

Adding 3 more Xiaomi Sound Play speakers to the giveaway pool! Repost for a chance to win.

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

I’m still laughing😭

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Tras ser criticado por llevar al perro en brazos en lugar del hijo, el padre se defendió:

“El suelo estaba caliente y mi perro estaba descalzo.”

[Cinema4U🍿 @cinema4yu]

0% po*rn scenes
0% boredom
100% Action

[Elma @_____nuella1]

Hey @grok, What animal is this?

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

If Nigeria was a working country, we suppose don arrest Caterefe for doing this to Kolu😂😂😂

[Lioness 🦋🌺 @Lionessincrisis]

You lying piece of shit

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

I really feel like Kolu’s impact on Carter Efe’s streaming career is not talked about enough. That guy is the real content😅

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[holyysami @holyysami]

A win is a win 🥇 😭😂

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Wizard: Would you take $10 million, but your dick would be only 2 inches?

Me: yes

“My bank account goes up by $10 million and my dick gets 1 inch bigger”

Wizard: