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[honey @honeypea]

@lebara Please can you tell me how to change the number of rings before going to mailbox on iPhone? I’ve tried online help (nothing), online chat (broken) and calling support (endless), and nothing works. For some reason it’s set itself to only 3 calls, I don’t know why. Thanks.

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@tristangrayedi @fr_oblivion9 Could I get one too please?

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I am sleeping very badly at the moment. Evidence: I honestly stared at this photo for five seconds wondering why there was a man sitting in front of Liz Truss in a cat cone.

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@CarsmileSteve @luloume I take it all back! That looks like good policy. So they didn’t ruin *everything* yet. I will be writing a full apology to the British state in very small font at the bottom of page 23.

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@CarsmileSteve @luloume Oh! So if I can’t really stand or sit upright for more than 10 mins I could still stare at the flowery box somehow?

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@Calumn https://t.co/CzyKGRPU4D

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In honour of Hr Majsty Th Lat Qun I will not b typing th lttr “” during this wk of national mourning. It’s what sh would hav wantd. Plas show your rspcts and rtwt. #nolttr4thQun

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@Calumn Y wn!

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@Calumn To b honst I’m not fling very bloody jovial about it!
P.S. I’m adding th lttr “” t shw vn mr rspct.

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Same occasion? @cher @DaftLimmy

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Weird fetishisation of “III” going on right now. I blame Alan Bennett.

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Everything’s going to change now.

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@biondino @RoseSchmits We’re not picking on you, not seen anyone in decades. Illness is a bitch. I honestly think now is the time seize the day, take your rightful crown and pardon me, William Wallace and Cruella De Vil.

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@biondino @RoseSchmits Thank you! Does that constitute a legal pardon?

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https://t.co/2A3loeG3QT

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Seriously though, the ghoulishness of the BBC with a long lens camera filming the grieving family of an old woman getting out of a plane and trying to make it seem patriotic and caring.

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@biondino @RoseSchmits Sorry 😢

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Dan Wooton‘s face if Scotland house-arrested the royal family while they’re all up here like Pinochet, and the only one left to be crowned was Queen Meghan.

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@luloume Yes, we need to make sure she has an appropriate send-off.