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male man! 99 problems but....... is your twitter local?

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Still pondering my finest achievement!

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@TicketmasterCS I have been - for the last two and a half hours

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@TicketmasterCS any suggestions? Been trying since ten am - even got to the checkout screen and now just this!

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@Lynney_Lou @qotsa @hellfestopenair May fucking oui!!

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@BritishGasHelp is this some sort of joke?!

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@RealWillSmithFP

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@BorisJohnson can you open the golf courses please?

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@SheffCityTrust what’s wrong with your website and app - been staring at this for three days!

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@BootsHelp what’s happening here then? Ordered or not ordered?

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@LucyMangan

[Arctic Monkeys @ArcticMonkeys]

Arctic Monkeys have launched a Crowdfunder campaign to raise money for @Leadmill and other grassroots venues in the UK in conjunction with @musicvenuetrust. Enter to win Alex's Fender Guitar. Entry is £5, for more information and to enter, visit: https://t.co/eOs6l52Bvr

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@Cleggoson83 @PGATOUR

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@HarveysHelp was hoping our USB port would last a little more than twelve months?!

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@Thatcherselbow2 Just to confirm is this a new Vic Reeves sketch?!

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Please can you help @Argos_Online or @ArgosHelpers

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@ArgosHelpers please please please could you help me amend the delivery address on a large order. My daughters 1st birthday present is currently going to the wrong house 🙈 - I’ve been waiting on live chat for a hour and just cut off on the phone each time

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

“So, lets get this straight. You were driving, to Castle Barnard, to test your eyesight...”

“Yes.”

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@Specsavers can you confirm the best way to test your vision if it’s “being a bit weird” is jumping in a car and driving for an hour?

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@Lynney_Lou LOVE THIS! Go on gurllllsssss! X

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@Rylan hiya mate, think #readysteadycook is gonna be a challenge this week - loo roll, hand sanitiser, tin of tomatoes, 4kgs of frozen beef and some wet wipes!