Jay Honosutomo

I run Lost in TV & Stuck For Staff. Dad, LFC fan, posture worrier. Perennially working on my first serve.

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@TicketmasterCS Please help - I've tried all possible solutions, but keep getting this.

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@TicketmasterCS @cyberrapp1967 I'm having the same issue, have tried all that you've suggested.

[Bill Edgar @BillEdgarTimes]

Sept: Forest sack manager
Oct: Forest sack manager
Jan: Chelsea sack manager
Feb: Spurs sack manager
Feb: Forest sack manager
Mar: Spurs sack manager
Apr: Chelsea sack manager

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@Lokkaroom_ Hi there, I was hoping to book tickets for Saturday – but are 2 12-year-olds allowed to attend by themselves?

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

An all-timer of an #AccidentalPartridge

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@EastMidRailway Do we need new tickets or can we use our existing ones for tomorrow’s trains?

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Rest in peace, Sven. ❤️

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@easyJet Hello, your compensation form does not include a facility to upload receipts - please advise: https://t.co/8Rlje7Q26B

[Harjap Singh Bhangal @HarjapBhangal]

Scenes at Edgbaston where India are playing Pakistan but people are watching the England game.

2 sets of rival supporters united by their love of England!

#PakvsInd #ENGSUI #comeonengland #england

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

5 *awful* games. Then 5 perfect penalties. #EURO2024

[Geoff Lloyd @GeoffLloyd]

All I'm saying is that if *I* was trying to pull off the biggest jailbreak in history, I'd establish myself as the world's most beloved keycutter, and then get appointed Prisons Minister.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

When you've got to announce the election results at 9 and perform When Doves Cry at 10.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Incredible moment Steve Baker lays into George Osborne thinking he asked the question, when in fact it was Ed Balls

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Nadine Dorries, "Keir Starmer is no Tony Blair.. It is a disaster for us"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "The rot started with Boris Johnson"

Nadine Dorries, "Not one voter group blames Boris Johnson for what happened to the Conservative party"

Alastair Campbell, "Honestly Nadine, you've got to get over Boris Johnson"

Nadine Dorries, "I find that a sexist comment"

Alastair Campbell, "It's not"

Nadine Dorries, "I think it is"

Alastair Campbell, "Sunak rolling out Johnson"

Kwasi Kwarteng, "Can we move on from Boris"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Do you really want to talk about Liz Truss"

Kwasi Kwarteng, "No"

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

*whispers* Rishi Sunak is making an extraordinary comeback.

[Jay Honosutomo @honosutomo]

@Anaton20 Hi Anatole - hope you’re well. Yes, they’ll only let me book one set of tickets per series this year, I’m afraid. Will try to get you another ticket for later in the run, but I can’t confirm until the series starts unfortunately. Sorry about that.