brandon oblenes

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

I know the Chargers defense is bad, but damn, it’s pretty obvious the officials turn a blind eye to a lot of penalties

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

@espn can you please fix your streams in the ESPN+ app! None of the #pga streams are what they say they are 😭

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

@martymush Dude has set/broke 9 records as a rookie.. you looking at college numbers?? He’s in the NFL now

[Baby Yoda Sitter @BabyYodaSitter]

Thursday Night Prime: The picture is all pixelated. I can barely see the game.

NFL Sunday Ticket: Hold my beer.

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

@EricaLWeston Angels win 9-3 😅😅😅

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This view of the brawl 😳

(via https://t.co/Q8okNQkhuK.lance / IG)

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

@JoShowAdell @sofieballgame 😅😅😅

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

This will be a meme on Mets Twitter forever now.

[Jo Show Adell @JoShowAdell]

Friendly reminder the Mariners started this whole shit last night

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

@sofieballgame @MountainMikes @Mariners So, all i have to do is take a fastball to the leg and start a major brawl and I’ll get a free pizza sent to me?? Sign me up!!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Benches clear in Anaheim after Jesse Winker is hit by a pitch.

(via @BallySportWest)

https://t.co/3A5aJCQyCU

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

Idc how good of friends we are. If you post a pic in a #dodgers jersey. I’m 100% not liking it 😎

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

If you don’t want your girl to buy something at @target, just tell her your ex bought it. Stay toxic kings. #target

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

#cloutchella

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

If she has pronouns in her bio. She’s going to give you a headache.

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

What a terrible time to be named Karen, but a great time to be named Brandon #LetsGoBrandon

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

Don’t date a girl born in November. You’ll be broke the last 60 days of the year.

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

I’m calling @peta Monday morning for what @TomBrady did to the @MiamiDolphins

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

Can @Apple please make a catfish emoji? Thanks.

[brandon oblenes @hopdogee]

If she goes to Havasu for summer holidays, just focus on yourself bro.