Hot Mistakes

Ashley Wiler and Rachel Fogletto deep dive into past and present questionable decisions

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

One thing about me is when I was 22 the ringtone for my then boyfriend was “Love Will Tear Us Apart”

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

There’s no antidepressant quite like Philly collectively experiencing joy

#GoPhillies

[Hot Mistakes @hot_mistakes]

Oh hey we have a patreon https://t.co/GJaAsmrahR

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

He’s a 10 but voted to overturn Roe v Wade

(jk none of them are 10s)

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

About to see #JurassicWorldDominion I hope Chris Pratt doesn’t make it

@hot_mistakes

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Happy Thursday! My album “Is This The Test?” is now available to purchase presale right now and get bonus early access to one of my favorite tracks and hopefully yours too, thanks in advance for your support ❤️❤️❤️

https://t.co/XeGzIuRp7l

#thursdayvibes #comedy #funny #tbt

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

The pharmacy hasn’t had the adderall dose I take as soon as I wake up and the other morning I accidentally took my birth control twice…so now I know it’s possible for adhd to potentially fuck up my life worse than Covid

[ashley @smashlerrr]

You mean to tell me I’m boosted AF but there are still dipshits out there, guzzling diet soda and farting out taco bell saying “I don’t trust what’s in the vaccine” so they haven’t even had a first dose yet? Enjoy your ventilators, I guess?

[Mike Logan (GM LogarTheOgar) @LogarTheOgar]

This isn’t a cry for help it’s a cry to have my face dumped in a fuckin barrel of titties and butts

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

FIRST LYFT LINE POST PANDEMIC COMEDY’S BACK BABYYYYYY

[Mike Logan (GM LogarTheOgar) @LogarTheOgar]

Therapist: “that is so much stress. Wow. I can’t believe you’re holding it all together.”
Me: “Oh I’m not. I had iced coffee and cigarettes for dinner.”

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

Last night I pulled over for a wreck to help the people that were injured. My heart dropped when I realized police were coming before EMTs and I was right in feeling that

[ashley @smashlerrr]

Anyone else listen to a cd you loved so much that it skipped? Then you listen to that same album on Spotify and it doesn’t skip, but you’re anticipating the skip? I’m that old.

[ashley @smashlerrr]

Bunch of white trash Virgin losers cosplaying war all in the name of white supremacy.

[ashley @smashlerrr]

Anyone else burst into tears at midnight? My body just purged 2020.

[Hot Mistakes @hot_mistakes]

New episode up! What are celebrity cults? Are you dating in the pandemic? Does anyone know Jordan Catalano?

[ashley @smashlerrr]

My new personality is watching 3 seasons of curb your enthusiasm in one week. This is me now.

[Hot Mistakes @hot_mistakes]

https://t.co/1zf3pEjUTy

[Hot Mistakes @hot_mistakes]

What do you think we should we call this instead of a Lazy Susan? Check out our latest episode and you decide 😂😬😭

Link in bio ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/X4SyPhZtLQ

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Who’s tryna get wasted on zoom later