Fairly Odd Daddy

Elijah. Commie. 30. BLM. Bi. He/Him.

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

Removed from the patriarchy?? Do y’all mother fuckers not leave your house????

[rosie 🙂‍↕️ @sssilverhoops]

@starcaressed no i totally get you bc lesbian is the only sexuality completely removed from the patriarchy in terms of attraction and gender and that makes being one suchhhh a different experience than other queer identities

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

@headlitesdeer Probably just a horny bisexual who wasn’t raised with manners by the sound of it

[nino 💫💫 @soocleansofresh]

white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

AMC Theatres is implementing a controversial new policy to crack down on bad theater etiquette.

“If we see a phone or hear you talk, our employees have the legal authority to shoot you.”

(via: https://t.co/JML8uJKHU8)

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇾🇸🇧🇳🇨🇰🇲🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

@butt_genius Still catching up on the discourse but what does can’t escape mean? It was my understanding this was after retrieving the car and he said feel free to never reply?

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

@JordanG9780 @PeepsYGO It was awful to watch because I played so poorly. Didn’t test at all just kinda showed up. Sorry if it gave you a bad view on a fun format.

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

@YuGiOh_TCG No one seems to have an option to turn their deck list in on Neuron. Deck list are due tomorrow, please help us and reply to emails or on here. If I drive all the way there and get told I can’t play I will be very upset 🙃

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

Is this psychosis or rage bait? There’s just no way people truly think there’s no difference a video and a human being. Do you not like your partner watching movies alone because it’s like going on a date with the actor?? Lmaoooo

[marina 🌸 @themarinadove]

god i would eat my own pussy i love being right lmfao

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

I’m learning that many straight women really do just want their boyfriends to lie to them constantly. They don’t want honest, vulnerable admissions of desire & predilections, they want to be deceived & manipulated because they prefer the egotistical fantasy that their man only ever thinks sexually about them as opposed to actual intimacy. It’s very childish, actually. Teenage girl mentality

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

i think people who are anti porn simply refuse to grasp the concept of “adult fun” being anything which requires maturity and mindfulness to partake in. sex, drugs, alcohol etc are all risky but ultimately being an adult is what permits you to take that calculated risk !!

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

You cannot control another person’s sexual attraction and assuming that someone having feelings of desire towards anyone other than you means they must not love you is a prison of your own making

[oxford (fatmogging) @PUBERTY_3]

porn is important because every crusade against porn is secretly a crusade against every “perverse” thing which inevitably will encompass gays and trans ppl. btw. just in case u didn’t see the fascist writing on the wall

[Fairly Odd Daddy @hotdad]

To be fair can’t exactly do a mug shot in this situation. You want them to put the bucket they collected him in the photo?

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Every. Fucking. Time

[gigi @InPlasticWrap]

learn to stop equating sexuality with bad and you will realize sexuality in art can be extremely powerful

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

people that keep trying to separate humanity and sexuality and art are fucking lobotomized morons

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

People hate on kids because they’re responsibility free and have the right to exist without being productive. Lots of people can’t stand the fact that they’re just there and don’t exactly have to contribute. Your beef is with capitalism but it’s easier to misdirect it at a child

[Jennifer Aniston ❤️🇺🇸 @JenniferAnwex0]

The elimination of the Republican Party is both necessary and the morally correct path. This isn’t even an extreme position anymore. They are an existential threat to humanity and world stability.