Him Couch

If you’re reading this to flame me, get a fucking life.

[Him Couch @HotDogEnjoyer2]

@Buddyloveless I think it’s just more common to go to your parents’ house after college even if you have a good job. You can get the down payment for a house together in a few years if you can do that.

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@Area224 @sportsrapport That pop tarts movie was the worst shit I’ve ever seen and not even in a way that was funny to make fun of.

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@paleonormie Those are for wealthy people who want to larp as middle class outdoors people.

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@fuligin_cloak Excuse me sir this is a Wendy’s

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@NWordBiden A lot of the rules at those low paying jobs didn’t exist until someone did some stupid shit.

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@JCcannon367061 @PathToManliness $25 bucks for a fishing license in Ohio.

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@BrotherAugusti2 @camlibelive So did I. He’s washed and there’s no way he’s been training at all for most of the last 5 years and when he has been training he’s still drinking and most likely doing drugs. He hasn’t been a real fighter for a long time.

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@_parasocial You have to buy all of the spices and seasonings and cookware and then throw them all in the trash after you’re done cooking.

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@TalkinBaseball_ The Reds are a marketing gimmick to sell overpriced beer: F-

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@bryce_spalding Our dipshit GM was too busy making Billy Beane’s coffee and missed Jonah Hill’s meeting on OBP.

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@spmancuso Those guys cost money and we can’t draft for shit. We’re stuck here forever, sadly.

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@GuyWhite_ Problem is that teams won’t trade guys who are that close and look solid unless you’re trading a truly elite player in his prime.

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@DavidDack I’d guess 4:20 is actually average or close to it.

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@LanceMcAlister Saddest part is this is the contention window. What’s the next rebuild period gonna look like? 130 losses?

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@Honcho_WhoDey He snatched Aldo’s soul from his body during a time when he seemed unbeatable.

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@Gary50162831935 @spmancuso The Reds have more first round busts than playoff games in the last 30 years.

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@Jeremy_Zilber @spmancuso And we got that stud along with Caleb Cotham and Rookie Davis for a relief pitcher who never did anything notable from what I can remember.

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@Soly_Reds The reds are who teams go to if they’ve just about given up on a prospect and would like to get an established player for him before everyone else finds out.

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@raybrat54 @politicalelle You are a retard.

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@DEvansworth @zslayback Who gives a fuck what you think? I hope you never go there again without some West Virginia hick farting in your general direction.