Hayley

Wife, mama, and content consumer. Do good recklessly. (she/her)

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@clhubes Yep, we were up at 5 am today thanks to Daylight Savings and it’s only been 2.5 hours and I’m already done for the day

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@Twitch “Had to be me. Someone else would have gotten it wrong.” 😭😭😭

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@clhubes It’s like when I realized yesterday that we are now the P part of PG ratings. I have to be the parent providing guidance???

[Dr. Jeff Amato @ZirconsForever]

A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this:

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@IanKarmel I mean, I’ve started listening to @TSDWpodcast because I too am a coward and can’t handle scary movies but listening to funny people talk about them and make jokes helps

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@CaraLisette

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

are you an “I don’t take medicine” person or a “got a lil headache better take 3 Ibuprofen ” person? I’m neither (I take 4)

[reb @rebmasel]

A poem I wish I’d written because every. single. LINE.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[Hayley @hotschmalley]

@j_mcelroy I went to the cranberry festival in fort Langley today and was fuming over the fact that I was sweltering instead of being cozy in a sweater

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

have so many good jackets for vancouver’s late september-early november “14 degrees with a 35% chance of rain” season and they are being WASTED

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

There were many powerful moments in Jon Stewart's special on trans people.

But the where Jon tells Arkansas AG Rutledge that he would go through hell or high water if he had a trans kid, and that her law was "antithetical to the values she professes to espouse."

I cried.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me watching most kid’s shows: ok honey no more tv for the day

me watching Bluey: excellent joke structure, incredible dialogue, superior character development, no wait let’s watch another one

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Slightly Venomous Kirk @jamusp]

The tree branch... ☠️☠️