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@JoeySalads Oh he was a failure long before he started the workout.

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@awfulannouncing If Zlatan was familiar with American pop culture we would probably see him break this one out on live TV.

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@CaralhoPhilly @mr_saltz Not sure about the grunts but I can tell you that someone in the Public Affairs Office loathes this man.

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@BlueBoxDave Did he though? lol.

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@JCBarraza2 @jay_kobbe @EWErickson lol, imagine calling someone else effeminate while you’re white knighting for this human doorstop.

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@jay_kobbe I mean if you have the very bare minimum of standards it was after about 3. But that’s beside the point. I want to talk about how the guy counting reps clearly says 35 and then Hegseth gets up and says 44.

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@kferullo @RpsAgainstTrump

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@Samfasticz @DOWResponse @SecWar You’d probably call me a leftist and I call it shitty form.

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@libsoftiktok Is he funding the investigations, or bribing them to not look too hard at his own properties?

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@mikee_takes @ShaunMorash Yes

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@steelo0607 @CPowers14 It hit a light pole. There is very clear video.

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@BreidenFehoko Not covering a long FG attempt when the score is tied and there is 1 second left on the clock.

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@AOC @chrislhayes Look, I’m not jumping to any conclusions, but the Knicks outscored the Spurs 58-30 after the Wu Tang Clan came on the court.

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@janecoaston @EsotericCD Yes

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@Shitty_Places @igorbobic Both states will likely have Democratic governors. No one stop this fight, no matter how far it goes.

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@jayhastings79 @OdeezyFbaby @IPJ005 lol no he didn’t. Take a look at where Brunson stops compared to where Champagnie shot from and then do the same for Hart/Wemby. Wemby was way more reckless (by like 2 feet!)

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@OdeezyFbaby It’s different in that Wemby actually landed in Hart’s space, whereas Brunson stopped well before the 3 point line and Champagnie drifted forward. So obviously Brunson gets the flagrant and Wemby gets a no call 🙄

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@JoePostingg Yes

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@MeghanMcCain I’m reading this in the voice of Kristy the Clown after he bet on the Washington Generals.

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@SpencerHakimian True, but also he was never mentally there in the first place so 🤷‍♂️