Helena Ottenritter

[Zion ~ ⁷ | @venusianbbyyy]

Vanilla ice cream on top of a fresh and hot brownie

[Trinity @trinitybellaa]

Walk a mile in these Havaianas

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[Helena Ottenritter @hottenritter]

@Alanaz001 They told me you get a car for your Sweet 16!!!! Hang in there!

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

Will things ever be fergalicious again

[dr. floww @__Floww]

you gotta hear your partner read out loud before you commit. and I’m being so serious.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around

[danlet @evildanevil]

What happens when u turn 25

[Helena Ottenritter @hottenritter]

Looking forward to the resurgence of iFunny!!

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(firm but respectful handshake) keep me in your heart forever

[Kali @102YLA]

Boys do shit like give u water in a mug

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 said squidward is real and they test medicines on him

[fran @galacticidiots]

(smitten) You’re so incredibly weird, so insufferably silly. I have to have you.

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

every Saturday is a chance to find a creative new way to spend $350

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character