Michael Hotwagner

Michael Joseph Hotwag Hotwang Hotwagner. He/Him.

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@scullyenjoyer Wait YESSS

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@kylegriffin1 How in the world is that so far down in the article?

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@scullyenjoyer What do we need, like an altar?

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@BraveManGermany @Inayat01 @itamarbengvir Are there kids who are not innocent?

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@TamiSFGiantFan @blaireerskine I am so sorry for your loss. That is definitely the face of a cat who knows they're loved.

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@Amtrak @DMRafeedie ...then why suggest people work from the train without reliable internet access?

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@GianmarcoSoresi "Ah fuck, she was definitely right."

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@pollypocketmode Had the nicest chat about petunias and zinnias with a lady at the hardware store yesterday. Feels good man.

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@JuddMclain4ylw @pensandpoison That's just crumble the cereal

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NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

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@scullyenjoyer Why have them if not to give them absolutely every single thing that they want?

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@scullyenjoyer My parents driving me around as a kid to get me to sleep, inadvertently preparing me for the most expensive cab ride ever.

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@theidi_ it's our culture

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@VeryBadLlama This is complete disinformation. Road Runner paints the tunnel. Wile E Coyote runs towards and into it.

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@kenklippenstein Truly chaotic neutral

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@uh_its_jen That lady rules

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@GianmarcoSoresi We get it, you write your own work

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@Brittymigs Me every time I crossed the Pulaski

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@danadonnelly I congratulate myself on what a gracious and empathetic person I am after I let them outside.

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@SydneyBattle Yes but it was OUR portal to hell