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This is what they want to take from us

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@TwitterSafety These kinds of causes???

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez has flipped WA-03, the first Democrat to win the U.S. House district in over a decade.

Perez runs an auto repair shop and ran as a voice for working people. She defeated Trump-backed right-wing populist Joe Kent.

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

It’s sad that I have to dilute the coffee at work bc it is too strong. It’s even sadder that I am the one who makes the coffee.

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

Kia girls Kia sisters

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

I’m begging her to stop doing this

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

@MadHowDisease Genius! Guaranteed no follow up questions

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

I should not be wearing sports paraphernalia bc what am I supposed to say when someone says “Go [insert team name]!” ??? Bc I just said yeah

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

We currently have the worst air quality of any major city on earth.

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

Obsessed with the woman camped outside the office today. She said to me “female to female - well I guess I don’t know your gender identity” but instead of asking me she just corrected it to “vajay to vajay”

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

Might go crawling back to Spotify solely bc the artists I like keep releasing music exclusively on there

[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

I don’t want a wedding.. but sometimes… on long runs… I will plan a wedding in my head that is so heinous and so disrespectful to the institution of marriage… that I get excited

[The Kansas City Defender @KCDefender]

KCPD Claimed Missing Black Women Reports In KC Were “Completely Unfounded.” Less Than A Month Later, A Black Woman Escapes After Being Kidnapped From KC & Tortured in a Basement For A Month.

Police are now actively investigating for additional victims.

https://t.co/jba4soMrXC

[Currently @currentlyweathr]

If you're a regular person (not a sports league, airline, utility, or military) we've got a personally curated weather service just for you at @currently.

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

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[hamsters hourly @hourlyhamsters]

trying to get my cousin to let me sing the biscuit song at her wedding

[🕸 @mov3nsmoke]

PLS DONT ORDER NUN FROM AMAZON ITS PRIME DAY N DEY AINT LET ME TAKE A LUNCH BREAK IN 10 HRS