T. B. (non boomer)

Everything is computer

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Arkansas is America's Most Improved State in 2026 as workers move to Walmart's home for low costs, high quality of life https://t.co/8TXfOzngfA
@PRLarry

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

USA vs. Belgium VAR is ready

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

@PRLarry Like this?

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Me tonight in my backyard

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

If anyone emails or calls me during the team USA match this afternoon I’m labeling them a domestic terrorist

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Fox is calling them Match breaks vs the ole hydration breaks. They heard me

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Hydration breaks during the World Cup are solely to run ads. We are on the slippery slope to “playing through” and “eye on the course” garbage we get during golf.

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

@jerrythornton @chippyclay

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Awesome. Only in America 🇺🇸

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

NEWS: $28/hour SpaceX welder becomes millionaire after IPO

"I thought in my head, I don't know what SpaceX is, but let's go" -Juan Hernandez, in 2015 when a friend referred him to SpaceX

His $10,000 stock compensation is worth just over $1 million today

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Holy fuckin’ shit I would like to report a murder!

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Slammed into my Claude usage limit about an hour into my day. Guess I’ll go back to work in 4 hours when it resets

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

@NoLayingUp @DataGolf Tonight’s down the leaderboard segment is going to be 🔥

[Freezing Cold Finance Takes @FreezingFinTake]

Tesla stock has DOUBLED since Tim Walz posted this

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

It is wild to see the ideological reversal associated with USPS.

Hundreds of green socialists crying "No, you have to let the capitalist megacorporations raze hundreds of millions of trees! You have to let the government force-feed consoooomer advertising to your family!"

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

Going to a bar in a small town is like jumping in a time machine. Just heard some wild shit

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

@TourSwingsTommy @chippyclay

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

@TronCarterNLU P has ascended to great man status!?!

[T. B. (non boomer) @howbouta_fresca]

I regret to inform you that I am holding a P Reed outright winner ticket