Chris Howe

[Chris Howe @howech]

I like book repair tape better than duct tape.

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Yeeesss!!!!

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RIP Battle Beetle. Glory to Grinn. #splatterface

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I hate it when companies cold call me with sales calls. This means you @datadoghq. Stop emailing. Stop calling. I'll never buy your product now.

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President Donald J. "the Deuce" Trump is the first to get impeached twice, lending new credence to the saying "I've got to take a trump." If you're into cockney rhyming, use "gotta take a donald" as a polite way to excuse yourself. History will forever link him with defication.

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@thedansimonson "Which is what she said!" just doesn't seem to have the same zip to it.

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@MileyCyrus As a fifty-something punk and Blondie fan, I like the Heart of Glass cover. Now how about a cover of Souxie Sioux or Lux Interior?

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@phil_geiger @BuckPerley @kajal_krishan @willcole @ilpitocco 5 books you gotta read? Red Notice by Bill Browder. The Design if Everyday Things by Don Norman
Fortunes Formula by Bill Poundstone. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman. The Hollowing by Robert Holdstock.

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@AmazonHelp You guys had your chance, but you did not serve my needs as a customer, you lied to me about the availability of a product, you blamed your failure on delivery services and third party vendors, you lost my trust and you failed to deliver the product. #goodbyeamazon

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@amazon customer service was a complete disappointment. The guy I was talking to seems to have lied to me saying that the part I was ordering is out is stock, when I see it in their catalog. #zerostars

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I used to love the convenience that @amazon gave me. But now that I cannot rely on their ability to ship packages to me, I will be using other services for the foreseeable future. #goodbyeamazon. #amazonsucks

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I just found the part that @amazon failed to deliver to me twice this week on @MouserElec. I should have it on Monday. #GoodbyeAmazon. #amazonsucks.

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I'm still on hold with @amazon. I'm have been talking with the second manager. Still they can't seem to figure out what's up with me damned packages. My advice this year is to shop at Walmart.

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@Amazon has really dropped the ball this season. They have now delivered my packages to the wrong house three times in the last week. None of those has made it to me. I am now on hold with their customer service waiting for them to fix it to my satisfaction.

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@6102bitcoin @openoms @OPENDIME @unchainedcap @phil_geiger Talking to OpenDime from Caravan is not possible (via USB) on some browser/os. However, pubkeys can be recovered from signed messages. Sealed ODs expose some signatures. So, it's feasible that Caravan could create multisig with ODs. Spending from unsealed ODs should be 'simple'.

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@6102bitcoin @openoms @OPENDIME @unchainedcap @phil_geiger and I were just talking about this. While I am personally skeptical about the security implications of using an OpenDime as part of multi-sig protocol, it might make an interesting tutorial about how to extend caravan to another wallet.

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I was alone in the office at @unchainedcap, as couple showed up seeking info on #BTC #colaborativecustody. I showed off #caravan #multisig https://t.co/DR0QGoshkj, vaults, & geeky tech details. Maybe they were impressed? @phil_geiger and @parkeralewis would have done better.

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@Mao_Ware Hey, I was thinking about a decade ago in Hong Kong as was wondering what became of you. Seems like you've bee doing well for yourself.

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#GimmeARaspberryPI (and happy pi day.)

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I'm gonna get in early with this hashtag, just in case it ever becomes a thing....#RoseGardenPerpWalk

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Your Daily Tautology: All vacuum cleaners suck.