Bean Croomer (evil version)

aspiring ward of the state. someone, anyone give me a breakfast burrito. i’m an evil misanthropic economist now

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

dude stop cussing you’re gonna get in trouble

[Bean Croomer (evil version) @HowYa_Ben]

guy who’s scared of numbers

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Train like your life depends on it, because it does.

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

Me after watching The Odyssey

[cranston @__cranston__]

Guy on the train next to me just googled “small horse cost”

[:P @23lollz]

having #realizations and coming to #conclusions

[major breakfast sandwichy hangover vibes @futurelesshole]

Imagine you're sauerkraut at a party and fucking kimchi walks in

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

unironically rise and shine. genuinely wakey wakey

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[jake @wormpuller]

I see him everywhere

[Bean Croomer (evil version) @HowYa_Ben]

how do we live in the same society with such brazenly disgusting people? i mean, this is the main media apparatus of the party that half of the US votes for… ugly and vile to its core, from top to bottom. should be legal to throw rocks at anybody who talks like this, jfc

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.

[Sam Sacks @SamSacks]

Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.

[David Hering @hering_david]

It would be funny if this turned out to be Thomas Pynchon

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Good Monkey morning

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

Getting Balogun off his red card just to look like we’ve never played before

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my uncle is a roly poly

[Jack @jackfromohio]

1st place at San Diego county fair

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize that in 100 years historians are going to use it as shorthand to summarize the whole era you're living through right now.