Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
- he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
why would u ever take someone to hibachi on a date? u think she's gonna wanna be w you after watching a chef transform a grill into an onion stack's personal train station? u ran out of inches three strokes ago meanwhile he just flipped an egg into his hat it's no contest