HRL: Twin Cities

24 teams in Eagan & Hopkins | Establish in 2004 | Home of the 2020 NWLA Champion Dong Show

[HRL Twins @hrltctwins]

Huge congratulations to whichever future @HRLTwinCities player ends up with this as a nickname.

[HRL Flying Chanclas @HRL_Chanclas]

Rocket Soaring #300 into the Hopkins Sky! @HRLTwinCities

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Although the @HRLYardGoats are statistically the worst team in Hopkins, they come from good stock and are trending upward!

In:
Face
Kyle J (crash out)
C-Word
Wish

Out:
Airbud (touring Greek bathhouses)
Daddy (?)

[HRL Flying Chanclas @HRL_Chanclas]

Chanclas vs @hrlAmericans at carnelian!! @HRLTwinCities

Game 1
Thunderson

Game 2
Stals

Lineup
Lil Mahomes
Mini Money
Stals
Rocket
Torpedo
Thunderson

@ThunderHRL

[HRL Bulls @BullsHRL]

We play the @VibesWiffleball and @HrlTrashPandas tonight in Hopkins.

[HRL Rumble Ponies @HRLRumblePonies]

Oh hey long time no see

https://t.co/x3z2Vvj6qd

[HRL Yard Goats @HRLYardGoats]

Gameday! Today we’ll be welcoming our 0-12 buddies from Eagan, the @HRL_Lugnuts and Athletics, to Harley. Someone’s gotta get their first win!

In:
Matt
TJ (SP2)
Throat (SP1)
Dom
Jerm

Probable:
Everyone else?

#Baaa

[HRL Chihuahuas @HRLChihuahuas]

CHIHUAHUAS GAME DAY 🐶

Tonight we welcome the @HrlTrashPandas and @VibesWiffleball to the friendly confines of Valley Park

IN:
Murse
T-Frid
Shorts
T-Sea
Nickname
AJizz

#BarkBark

[HRL Hammerheads @HRLHammerheads]

Happy gameday! The Hammerheads swim to Eagan to face off against the @HRLBraves and the @HRLHops !

Active:
Chode
Fez
T-Bomb (SP1)
Fireman
JumpinJoe (SP2)

Inactive:
Fez’s 46 walks on the mound

Go Hammerheads! 🦈

[HRL Aces @HRL_Aces]

Aces head back to storied Sky Hill Park to face @HRLHops & @HRLBraves on a muggy evening

Psych
Dumpy
Keanu
Dodger Dave

[HRL Flying Chanclas @HRL_Chanclas]

Game day! Tonight the chanclas defend are home City of Eagan against the scums of Hopkins @HRLLoons @HRLMillers

Carnelian @ 6

Game 1 Thunderson
Game 2 Lil Mahomes

Lineup
🏈
💸
⚙️
🚀
🦈
🌩️

@ThunderHRL @HRLTwinCities

[HRL Twins @hrltctwins]

We play the @HrlMarlins and the Saints at the worst field in organized wiffleball. We didn’t tag the Saints because one of our guys owns the @hrlsaints handle from the 2020 season… if they’re willing to roll roll over let us have win #1 tonight, we can talk.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Wishing we could just use the HRL Card simulator to play these games in Eagan… We play @HRL_Chanclas and the @HRLReds tonight at Carnelian at 12am London time..

In: Everyone

#FuckEagan

[HRL Chihuahuas @HRLChihuahuas]

CHIHUAHUAS GAME DAY

Tonight the Dogs make their 2nd to last trip to Harley Park of the season for a series against the Hammerheads 🦈

IN:
Nickname
T-Frid
T-Sea
Shorts
AJizz

QUESTIONABLE:
Murse - Slept funny

#BarkBark

[HRL Yard Goats @HRLYardGoats]

It’s Gameday! Today we’re at Central, taking on the @HRLRumblePonies . We’ll have a packed lineup today as most of the team is available.

In:
Matt
TJ
Dominic
Throat (Travis)
Hunter
Zach
Nick

Out:
Jeremy

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Loons are one of four teams to complete all of their scheduled games in Hopkins… Hopefully it doesn’t sprinkle in Hopkins tonight… We play the @HRLMillers at Central.

In: Fishy
Griz
BudLarp

Out: BabyFace
Cakes

Happy 70th Bday to mother Cakes 🍰 🎉

[HRL Rumble Ponies @HRLRumblePonies]

It’s GAMEDAY for your Rumble Ponies! We head to Central to take on the @HRLYardGoats.

Making her 2026 debut tonight will be Short Fuse (previously known as Amanda) as we found out she will need to play in Palooza. Another year the ponies suffer from wedding season.

#RumbleOn

[HRL Reds @HRLReds]

Reds vs @HrlTrashPandas tonight at Sky Hill Field 2:

Game 1: Seuss
Game 2: Handy Mat/HOV

Seuss
Handy Mat
HOV
Pooh Bear
Palpatine

Out: Shandy

[HRL Flying Chanclas @HRL_Chanclas]

Another Game day! The chanclas face @HrlMarlins at Ridgecliff @HRLTwinCities

Game 1 - Thunderson / Lil Mahomes
Game 2 - Stals / Mini Money

Line up
Lil mahomes
Mini money
Stahls
Rocket
Torpedo
Thunderson

@ThunderHRL

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Game 1: 11-5 vs the @hrltctwins

Game 2: Postponed (complaints of achy joints and fear of falling)