The real Post Malone (I swear Mia)

Carcinogen

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[Complex @Complex]

Ngl I haven’t seen a rat yet 😭😂

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Just a reminder a 5-year-old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire pedophile on Epstein's client list

[nina @memoryisextasy]

okay guys so what time is justin on for coachella weekend 3

[𓂃۶ৎ ash ✧˖°. @baessari]

this bieber fever shit runs so deep i genuinely feel so sick i can’t i love him so much

[Mal ♡⋆͛ @rauhlscutkosky]

I’m fucking sick HE YANKED HER HAND

[B @itgirIb]

bieber fever really never ends i’m 29 years old in tears lmfao

[The real Post Malone (I swear Mia) @huffing_glue]

Poo weeds

[The real Post Malone (I swear Mia) @huffing_glue]

I’m not saying I look sexy, but the cashier at the gas station rang me up for cash price instead of card

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

should we just search romantic comedies on netflix and see what we find

[🤕 @seasontwoweight]

I hate seeing Harry showing his personality it takes me 24 hours to calm down

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Eric Dane has delivered a final speech to his daughter and the world.

“I hope I've demonstrated that you can face anything, you can face the end of your days, you can face hell with dignity.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Harry Styles announces new single ‘Aperture’ out this Friday.

As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Ocassionally.’