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26 // former shitpost extraordinaire

[𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖊 @huffwindex]

nooo climate dont change your so sexy ahahaah

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I’m about to make millions

[Reply God @h00208212]

Probably the most fucked up ui ever

[𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖊 @huffwindex]

@ramit

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[( ›⩊‹ ) @supersoniqo]

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

[Allie @searobbing]

Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> Gabe Newell
> Does nothing
> Wins
> Epstein files released
> Look inside
> Gabe Newell not present
> Does nothing
> Wins

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

"Middle Class Is Buckling"

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Just got promoted at my job with a major automaker. I’m the guy responsible for replacing all physical buttons with a touch screen that has a 5 second delay

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani allegedly forgot to thank the bus driver before the Democratic primary.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

4 months ago she was adopted, fell out of a window, dragged her broken body under a car, was returned to me, 7 days in the ICU, 3 surgeries, 6 weeks of tube feeding... and now she's built enough trust in me to follow me around and stare at me like this

so yes, I'm keeping Wonton

[Gunner Rivers’ Burner @packfan2005]

Beach milk. #primal

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how easter is on 4/20 this year

[𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖊 @huffwindex]

@GregAbbott_TX

[⚔️ 𝒱𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓎 ⚔️ @VampyBitme]

💀💀💀💀💀

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

It looks like Boeing hit squad is the most efficient team they have