Grateful Recovering Human

Clean, sober, and pissed-off

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Really leaning into the weird label, huh?

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@elonmusk https://t.co/6AjJLSZ3rU

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@Bubblebathgirl @KamalaHQ L O the fuck L

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@DebbieTDavies @HowardMortman How can you be that blasé about donuts? I fucking love donuts. Ordering donuts is a rite of anticipation.

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@RobertKennedyJr You forgot “banging chicks”

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@JoeBiden @JoeBiden For the love of this country, please drop out of the campaign immediately, while there's still time to save Democracy in the U.S.

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@tedcruz Another Republican with a humiliation fetish. Are you hoping he'll insult your wife again? Does that get you off?

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@marcorubio Dude sucking up to the guy who called him Lil' Marco. You've sold your soul and dignity to a conman. You must have a humiliation fetish.

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@MarindaVannoy1 @DonaldJTrumpJr Coooool! I love their clothes.

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@SpeakerJohnson Shove harder, I think I still can see some of your neck hairs.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr What does your father's criming have to do with Democrats?

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@StephenViele @Acid_Communist Pretty sure Burr was referring to the college students and Maher misinterpreted

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@elonmusk Douche face says What?

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@matthewluciow92 Fuckin’ Jon Grudin talking about what’s bad for the game of football. What a horse’s ass.

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@elonmusk Keep practicing Elon; you’ll get it right one of these days

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@heavymetalbanjo @escapedcal @eortner @MollyJongFast How deep do you think the car has to be before water pressure prevents opening the doors?

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@eortner @MollyJongFast Even if she knew where the latch was, she wouldn’t have been able to open the door. This is not an issue specific to Teslas.

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@RockyGilchrist @PaulZeise You realize that benching him would have meant the Chiefs lose, right?
Glad you are not their coach.

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@CBrowns4Life @matthewluciow92 You realize he already has a DPOY award? Right?

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@BestJesus415 Extremely foolish not to check that you are clipped in before you let go at the top. I have climbed an autobelay route without clipping in and this simple step saved me from disaster.