Mummer's Tale

🇺🇦McCartney-Lennonist, fan of funny people everywhere/ RT's may or may not mean anything
He/Him

[Mummer's Tale @hunclelew]

How did this tweet get pinned here? Anyone got a file?

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@anthonyfurey Living life in the past lane doesn’t inspire those of us in the future.

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@PierrePoilievre Just because you’re a lyin’ don’t mean the rest of us do

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@GBNEWS Is there no way you cannot manufacture fake crises?

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@Royal_Circular I’d expect heavy editing of all the awkward parts leaving a total running time of 10 minutes.

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@JeremyVineOn5 Were I away from common sense far and clear, no oath to Charles would I swear.

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@rupasubramanya Are you at the wake for his career?

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@Coronation2023 Proposed oath: “He’s big enough and ugly enough to look after himself so we pledge allegiance to no person given supreme Executive power without a mandate from the masses.”

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@wildethingy Exactly.

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@BBCWorld Maybe he’ll do his Donald Duck impression

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@GBNEWS Propose change her title to Kween to signify she’s not a real queen

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@liberal_party @HillaryClinton @cafreeland I’m not sure I agree with your corporate welfare policy but I do like your punking the anti woke Jordan Peterson loving dipsticks. If you not punking then it’s extra points for piling on.

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@RoyalFamily Reign, reign go away
Unless his way the king doth pay
On the day of coronation
I’ll away for my vacation
But fare thee well o stingy sire
For I am well on the isle of Eire

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@PierrePoilievre ‘Member that time when your Conservative govt passed legislation that allowed the govt to read everybody’s emails? I guess you only talk about freedom when you ain’t in charge.

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@BBCWorld As the saying goes, “ When the stone leaves town, shit’s goin down.”

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@OwenBenjamin Denigrating all that human technology has achieved while using modern technology to prove you’re an imbecile is some kind of meta irony.

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On this #DayofMourning heed the warning of Westray: denigration of govt oversight of workplaces leads to disaster. Shame on those trying to eliminate regulations that protect workers. There’s an ill wind blowing and you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

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@GBNEWS Everybody’s talkin ‘bout coronations, invitations, denigrations, flagellations, congratulations
All we are saying is give Chuck the bill

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@GBNEWS So Megan comes from a grifting family and she married into one. I guess she knows how they operate, so advantage: Megan

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SO YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU’RE SENDING WORDS AND PICTURES THROUGH THE AIR LIKE SOME SORT OF MAGICIAN?

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

SO YOURE TELLING ME THIS HUNK OF JUNK LANDED ON THE MOON