Queen of Disaster

beach wishing, drink sipping, wanderlusting, bubble bath loving, shot taking, struggle bus driving small town girl. My spirit animal is a velociraptor.

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

Dear dudes on dating apps, girls do not want to meet up immediately upon matching. I know you want to get to know them in person, but it’s honestly creepy and we live in a scary world. Take the time to chat before bringing up meeting in person. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[tom🎴 @_TomWHUFC]

“Jaime Lannister was the biggest bitch I’ve ever met. Couldn’t handle a real woman so ran back to his inbreeding sister and got crushed by a bunch of rocks. 3 inch penis” #TheFinalEpisode #GameofThrones

[TAYLOR FLETCHER @tayfletcherrr]

Finale got me like.... #GameOfThronesFinale

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

arya finna fucking discover america

[Lawkward Lady @LawkwardLady]

Server: Hey guys! It's margarita night!
Me:

[Jess McConnell🏳️‍🌈 @Jess_Mc_Connell]

“Jaime Lannister is a fugly slut. Do not trust him”
#gameofthronesfinale #got

[Jake @JakeRepNY]

“Why do you think I came all this way” #GameOfThrones

[Influenster @Influenster]

👑 🐉 Long live Queen Drogon? #GameofThrones #GameofThronesFinale

[Queen of Disaster @hungoverhippie]

Had a boy drunk pee ON ME AND MY BED

[V @vstowe]

like if you know a boy who has drunk peed in the corner of a bedroom bc they thought it was the bathroom

[Queen of Disaster @hungoverhippie]

Stopped by Starbucks to treat myself to an iced white mocha. When handing it to me the girl said “all the bad things for you: sugar and heavy whipping cream” .. bitch let me live my life

[Queen of Disaster @hungoverhippie]

@officerdaddo

[Joanna Asmar @joannavasmar]

IDC who raised you, being a mean girl in your mid 20s is completely unacceptable

[𓂀∞ @brittniocean]

lastly, idk who needs to see this but: repeat after me

I am good enough. I am valid. I am worthy. I am beautiful. I deserve every good thing that the world has to offer. I matter.

[Presley Sage🖤 @RichmondPresley]

Unpopular opinion: the office is not funny....sorry

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

We are all Rams fans now