CHRISTIAN.

Animal lover, human tolerator.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Gonna tell my kids this was Audrey Hepburn

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@jimmyfallon Foot Juice
#AddAWordRuinASong #Lizzo

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@jimmyfallon Here Comes The Sun-Burn
#AddAWordRuinASong

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@jimmyfallon Strange Cold Brew
#AddAWordRuinASong

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@jimmyfallon The Chain Email
#AddAWordRuinASong

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@jimmyfallon There Goes My Baby Spinach
#AddAWordRuinASong

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

I tell myself this every day in the mirror 🙃

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Dead serious question: why do people run marathons? Do they get paid?

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

A Tammy Halloween.
@chelcielynnn

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The NYPD has fired Daniel Pantaleo, the officer who placed a chokehold on Eric Garner in 2014. And even with video evidence, it only took them 5 years. Are you there racism? It’s me, America.

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

I like to peruse animal shelter sites and imagine life with each dog based on their profile pics

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@shellbeerock @gracehelbig I’m more of a “drunk aunt argues at thanksgiving dinner over which Macy’s parade float was the best” mood

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@gracehelbig found you a new cereal to have nightmares over
#somanyquestions #onlytwoteeth #drugaddict #TMGWpodcast

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

Pulled out of the parking lot and immediately heard a guy at a bus stop, taking to himself, saying “YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS IF YOU DONT WANT TO, THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!”
I guess you could say things got weird.
#TMGWpodcast #Dallas #LateNightBusStopConvos
@mametown @gracehelbig

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

If you wanna know who you truly are, dust off your old iPod and take a listen
#NanoJams

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@scmecke @danielleblagg my life 😂 https://t.co/ovsqQIwLQ6

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

When your friends drunk and you have to look after them because they keep doing stupid things

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@scmecke @DeliciousVids @CuteOverloads @danielleblagg @kbooker8 @thompsontrey66 so everyone gets their own watermelon, right? 😂😲

[CHRISTIAN. @hungryharrell]

@scmecke @danielleblagg @CassieTysarczyk @PitchPerfectTlk @kbooker8
I've never seen anyone move that fast in my life
#deedsgotjumps