Reese

save the OA pls i’m begging

[Reese @hungrylions]

i dont rly know how to explain myself

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Things that fit perfectly

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I think therapists should all be a lot harder on people and tell them things like “you need to grow up” and “your own actions are making your life worse”

[json @edgyjson]

idk why my company insists on us doing sexual harassment training every year when they havent even bothered hiring anyone worth sexually harassing

[mau @rllydu]

got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I was White Girl Wasted only once during anorexia & I got so hungry that I ate an entire lime, rind and all, from the bar. Random guy next to me asked “Did you just eat a raw lime?” & I said “As opposed to what? A cooked lime? Get real.”

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

i been belly laughing at this for like 15 minutes straight man 😭

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

The brightest star in the night sky 'Sirius' as seen through a telescope. 56 trillion miles away from us.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

her little dress 🥹

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi]

When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

shoot this into my veins please

[trevy @chillextremist]

Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Kitty lost the fight against a sticker 😔😂

[Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons]

I am absolutely cackling right now.

The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rednecks