Andrew Hunt

distraptor / timeraptor = velociraptor

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🗣️🗣️ Country roads, take me home…
To the place I belong 🗣️🗣️

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Communists fucked up boiling water once so now we can't have cheap and efficient electricity

[NASA @NASA]

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). https://t.co/X27QJejNDt

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Who is your favorite vampire?"

“The one from Sesame Street.”

“He doesn't count!"

“I assure you, he does.”

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

"I love the new F1 regulations... we've been running regulations like that for nearly 20 years now in endurance racing where the drivers and the teams have to work together to get the best out of their energy allocation and clearly there are some people in the F1 paddock who haven't caught onto that idea yet.

And there is no point in shouting and screaming it's not racing. It is racing and it gives us the kind of racing that we got here."

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

I’ll never forget this performance.

Rest in Peace Rondale Moore 🙏

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

There are no penguins in Greenland. All Penguins live in the southern hemisphere except one species from the Galapagos Islands.

Perhaps you shouldn’t have dismantled the Department of Education so quickly.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🎯

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Waking up in Trump’s America like —

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

👏👏👏

5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ career wins for Coach Painter.

👉 7th-fastest active coach to reach 500 victories (720 games).

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Death. Taxes. Matt Painter.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

TICKET PUNCHED ‼️

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

We dedicate today to a larger than life legend. A baseball icon. The voice of Brewers Baseball forever.

Bob Uecker 💙

#ThankYouUeck

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The only essential oil I trust is WD-40.

[Scottie Lee Meyers @ScottieMeyers]

“Brats come in 5 packs, buns in 6 packs” is concerning. Should be a higher priority for all of us tbh.

[Boiler Burner @BoilerBurner1]

2 things real quick:

Purdue is screwed once Zach Edey leaves.

Edey’s game won’t translate to the NBA.

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

This is Indianapolis. All around town, the checkered flags are out. Porch parties abound, and everyone’s invited.

This is the #Indy500. #ThisIsMay.

✍️ & 🗣️ @johngreen