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i build shit for theater and film "brother lifes a bitch and shes back in heat"

[hunter @hunterihardly]

found this photo of me i didnt know existed from 57 weeks ago. feels like a whole nother me ( it was ) but god do i love it

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word tchotchke. like yessss give me a word with some texture

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I'm from Philadelphia, sometimes people ask me what the best spot is to get a cheesesteak. That wasn't really what I was up to there tho. Ask me about the best spots by the rivers to go through a break up

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Country song 1960: I got laid off in December, lost the house this past July / and if you leave me, Mary-Anne, I’ll kill myself tonight

Country song today: A simple blade of grass makes me smile / And a baby is a kind of child.

[🌟 @catharsity]

i don't get why speak now stans aren't as pretentious enough as those folkmore stans when they honestly deserve more rights #lowkey

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

james spader was actually the last blonde guy they ever allowed to fuck weird. after that they killed all of them . Very sad but it then again it was the 90s

[sow @moralfagging]

“That’s cool”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it's crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

[hunter @hunterihardly]

in the past month 3 different coworkers have joked about opiates , and it’s so crazy how frequently i hear that shit

[hunter @hunterihardly]

gonna jack off about this

[hunter @hunterihardly]

my bpd has its first favorite person in a while and it’s literally so fucking awful

[Samantha 🐇 @specfictions]

Once every 1-3 years I’ll get a crush and it’s just carnage like you wouldn’t believe. Just listening to music at 2x speed and pacing around my 30 degree apartment, banging my head against the walls. Put me down like a lame horse

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

truck stops make me horny in a way that feels ancient and ancestral, like the instincts of a homosexual hunter gatherer

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[hunter @hunterihardly]

my bpd has its first favorite person in a while and it’s literally so fucking awful

[the giant @chaser_bait]

so funny hearing my friend talking to his parents “haha when i first moved to new york, i was being pretty irresponsible, going to my 24 hour gym after midnight” i knew you then ! that wasn’t the irresponsible you did ! you were abusing opiates !

[🇬🇷🇮🇹🇦🇺 @fourx4xfour]

They need to make a bisexual love island. But don’t change the name and don’t tell anyone. Just cast bisexuals and let is all unfold

[koffee @espressolikeme]

What do you have to go through to write something like this

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

Least cool rockstar drug addiction of all time has to be Eminem. Dude made like 4 albums about being addicted to ambien. What were you chasing bro? Nap time? Did you nearly OD on naps?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so knicks in 5