John Saunders

I hold a wealth of knowledge in useless information.

[John Saunders @huntingsaunders]

@DrunkMiggy You take that back. https://t.co/lxHxjD2rX4

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@NoLayingUp

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@ANTIFAldo But at least we're getting to hear Sir Nick's insights again, right? Right?

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@ANTIFAldo I just read the closed captions generated by Youtube.

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@DevriesGolfDet @DeVriesDesigns @cdpgolf1 @DunhamHills_gc Looking forward to the result. Particularly how Mike handles the elevations of the southwest corner.

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@TheShotgunStart @AndyTFE Would pros prefer playing with a marker? Or playing alone?

I know the marker is a talented AGC member, but are they playing by rules of golf in this situation? Or are they taking gimmes, etc. so they don't impact the player's pace?

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@ANTIFAldo @NoLayingUp "LIV gives access to two PGA Tour teams for LIV season finale"

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@dieworkwear It usually calls for years of reading and participating in obscure tapir husbandry forums and blogs.

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@DrunkMiggy Are you only omitting Don Kelly because he didn't have enough games at the position?

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@ANTIFAldo

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@TheShotgunStart @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath Ball Frogs have to be the best one loss team in the TGL though, right?

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Blatant "Shot Clock Masters" erasure.

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@ANTIFAldo Come back for week 2 when Marty Smith gets a five minute Jimmy Roberts-esque human interest doc.

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@BrendanPorath You should file some sort of injunction to ban these carpet baggers. Local mascots only.
The people want to see Teddy from the Nationals' Presidents Race running the jet sweep.

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@TheShotgunStart @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath Two great examinations of the differences between professional athletes and the rest of us are the book "Andy Roddick Beat Me with a Frying Pan" by Todd Gallagher, and the early 2000s TV show "Pros vs Joes" which absolutely needs to be brought back.

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@shanebacon How much do you think that particular clause is worth to him or the team? Five figures a year? Six?

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@willbardwell "But if you look at the transaction dates you'll see I didn't go yesterday, I went twice the day before."

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@ANTIFAldo Given the reports of how prepared she likes to be, I pity the poor staffer who would have to provide a detailed briefing describing who the Mattress King and Piss Bear are.

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@ANTIFAldo You needed to be more specific with your wish: https://t.co/iTeezppzYA

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@BrendanPorath What would @oarsandalps say?