lebron james of eating eggs

for personal reasons I am no longer human

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Hit my lifetime goal of 405 🥲

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Crying

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel. There is only a conversation the table next to you hasn’t joined yet.

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@timthetatman Larp

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@churchgoth Wow special treat special day

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Standing like a centaur

[rohi ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི @littlerohi]

no revenge bc i’m built like this

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

we need to kill everyone who watches Ted lasso not even kidding

[puter @modelocigarette]

I give your pussy five big booms

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What if all these people died

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

this is why this country will never revolt in any meaningful way. we’re all a bunch of hogs who would debase ourselves before even pondering a better future

[¿¿¿ @lamesolly]

Its scary how you could be interacting with people that be eating Filet-O-Fish

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@kgthatboy You look like a thumb bro

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

if you're still torrenting in 2026, your life is probably better than the average person in a lot of ways and much worse than the average person in some hard to explain ways

[Tairbaz @Tairbaz]

I remember as a kid distinctly remembering a third brother besides mario and giuseppe, but for the life of me I can't find any information about him online, guess I must have imagined it or something

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

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Insane how small this chair is

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Brain is Kirkfried

[Lutra @_lutra]

she asked what are we i said charlie kirk

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[Toxic ☣️ @ToxicLakers]

Try 1 day without Rui Hachimura on my team