Shott

“a golden waste of talent”

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[𝑷𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 @LKpaddy]

“The price an artist pays for doing what he wants is that he has to do it.”

William S. Burroughs

[neon.dinosaur 📽️💀 @lil_vintage_toy]

crow t. robot in the criterion closet

[josh wilbury @oldtimeysheriff]

Bob Dylan confirmed

[MΛЯIПΛ @oscillate23]

“Woman in bed with a lobster”, circa 1910. Anonymous.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Taylor Swift has trapped all of the NYPD underneath the sewers of Madison Square Garden and detonated all of the bridges leading out of Manhattan. The fire rises.

[Jordan K @JordykJordan]

Oh my god...

[aquarium drunkard @aquadrunkard]

OH MERCY

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[Westerns & the Old West @DavidLambertArt]

Happy 100th Birthday to Mel Brooks, born Melvin James Kaminsky

[CNN @CNN]

A US fighter jet pilot rescued by special forces after being shot down over Iran in April described a shocking sight before ejecting from his aircraft: multiple Iranian drones hovering in the air, moving as one, in a formation that resembled a jellyfish, according to four sources familiar with the matter.
https://t.co/LcaqH5LTOb

[Zek @gammafuture_]

oh its this fucking thing i love this thing

[Anderz @Anderzin0]

I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.

[Dino Kale @Zebbart]

Bob Dylan: Please, I'm 85 years old. I've been doing this for three generations. Let me stop, let me rest.
Mother of Muses: You will devise a ragtime arrangement for Masters of War. You will perform it on 60 nights in midsize venues across America. Do this or THE WORLD WILL BURN!

[Pigsbliss 𓆨 @pigsbliss]

Somebody having a garage sale? #xfiles