stuff my husband says

*WARNING* These are the real life conversations I have with my husband on the daily. Love you boo @stuffmywifesay7

[stuff my husband says @husband_stuff]

Morning sickness = laying in bed all day binging #DirtyJohn on @netflix Loved the podcast and it’s seriously so buck wild watching it play out and see (somewhat) what it really looked like. @WonderyMedia

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Just living my best life over here watching Don’t Look Under The Bed on #DisneyPlus #disneychannel #DCOM @disneyplus the nostalgia is real 👌🏼

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

Someone please tell me Fox News is not attacking one of the impeachment witnesses for .... WAIT FOR IT .... drinking water?

Serious question - how can they still be taken seriously? 🙄

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Seriously May can’t come soon enough ❤️❤️❤️ #almostmama #infertility #1in8 #iui #iuibaby @stuffmywifesay7

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Get ‘em girl ✊🏼

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Don’t know what else to do

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

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Check out Vintage 50’s Faux Fur Swing Coat https://t.co/YvOhzGY1mj @eBay

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Bought more stuff for the baby I don’t have 🤦‍♀️ I have a problem #HarryPotter #Gryffindor #futureprefect #MarriedLife #nerdgirl

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@chrisbharrison in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, did he make a deal with the devil? How does he not age? #sabrinatheteenagewitch #bachelor #BachelorNation @MelissaJoanHart

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@DadFiction @stuffmywifesay7

[The Salty Mamas @saltymamas]

I was in the grocery store, shopping alone, when I saw a display rack of Crystal Pepsi.

Now I'm freaked out that by running errands without my kids I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum and it's going to be 1992 when I go outside.

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Quit complaining about jury duty. You’re literally getting excused from work to go judge a stranger. It’s practically the American dream.

[stuff my husband says @husband_stuff]

Beautiful vintage 1950’s designer swing coat for sale https://t.co/snCvVOwZhx

[L @lg_cintron]

I’m currently serving in Afghanistan and can tell you STOP USING US to push your racist agenda. @Kaepernick7 is NOT disrespecting us. He is a voice to an important issue that affect millions daily. It is more disrespectful that you keep spewing this garbage. STOP.

[stuff my husband says @husband_stuff]

Preach gurl #dieting #fatbottomgirl #marriedlife @stuffmywifesay7

[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

My go-to plan for dieting.

Step 1: Decide to lose weight.
Step 2: Bake something that will not fit into any diet ever.
Step 3: Swear to start the diet tomorrow.
Step 4: Continue eating baked goods instead.
Step 5: Diet is put on hold.

Also, these muffins make a great step 2.

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Vintage faux fur 50’s swing coat, perfect condition. I bought it for a costume and haven’t worn it since. https://t.co/Q0nNFZRxGX

[Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara]

This adorable new mom was asking for advice from Facebook on yoga exercises. Poor thing doesn’t yet realize that being a mom means she only needs to wear the yoga pants.

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Carol is the worst #antiantivax fun fact: vaccines do not cause autism, but thanks anyways Carol #antivax #vaccines #antibiotics #autism

[ephant (same name at bsky) @ephant]

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.

They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

[Emilee Bundy @EmileeBundy4]

M making dinner conversation:
“So how do you like being a dad?”

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@tacobell

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This just happened #tacobell #nachofries #bringbacknachofries #marriedlife #food #ChickFilA