hails

oh well, look at my life!

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Being a gf is temporary but being the hot ex is forever

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[lauren @lionsdaylight]

the devil couldn't reach me so he made me a fan of detroit sports teams

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless excellent fun 'til you get to know her

[taylor @turnintoabat]

I went here and everybody knew me

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

oh no

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

Every fucking week Lions vs the Refs

[hails @hvstemple]

@barstoolsports I’m not even convinced it was a CATCH.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“one day everyone will have been against this”

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

“Cause I’m MISERABLE and nobody even knows!”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The European mind cannot comprehend the sheer size of Michigan

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[ayse @ayseakdeniz01]

wishlist:
1- living in a walkable city with the loml
2-

[dior @statictheory]

"he saw forever so he smashed it up"

[paula🏹 @pauladxlgado]

please please please change the prophecy

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The CDC took down its HIV prevention webpage