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{parody when necessary} am i the main character? probably not. will i act like i am? yes of course. (He/Him)

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

They should put catholic guilt in the next DSM

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@TracketPacer I have the same beef with calling things on the cloud serverless! What are we talking about?!

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@sam_spain_ I did the same one 😳
Opener https://t.co/807CEVDwic
Closer https://t.co/807CEVDwic

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@sam_spain_ Yes lmao I did, I chose to ignore the Jesus heavy parts of all that tho

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@sam_spain_ It’s a plague

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@angrypsulib @PghTransitCare @transitapp I’ve been saying Pittsburgh needs zip lines as transit for years now

[Ryan Deto @RyanDeto]

Allegheny County has 130 municipalities!!! One of them has only 83 people!

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I went on a date with a guy who worked for American Youth Soccer. He said basically American men's has never won a world cup because we don't have kids playing soccer in the street and Brazilian soccer is so influenced by kids playing in tight streets.

Mamdani has a 30 year plan

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

MLB should have a woke vs chud game during the All Star break.

[Dylan @svyoshi]

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[𝗰𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗺 @chrisbriem]

Mega dittos

[fox ⏹️ @soft_fox_lad]

trains that run near highways should always go at least 85 MPH in order to mog cars. this should be a key design requirement

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

[The Nude Party @TheNudeParty]

LOOK WHO’S BACK! It’s us. After two years of shuffling this thing around in the backrooms, album 4 is finally out in the world today 🌎

Stream, order vinyl and find Look Who's Back Tour tickets @ https://t.co/qYUqPkb8D2.

[DIEM @DiemArchive]

My prediction of Super Bowl 60

[👹 @connnnobi]

my small country bumpkin trump fucking hometown made the news because 7 people got together to protest ICE at the local courthouse a few days ago.

Today my hometown was raided by ICE.

[Påt @hydeswatercar]

@Fuk00017838 @MT123421 @CoreyOConnorPA @PennDOTSec this person has admitted they are incapable of driving in the state of PA without injuring other road users

[Mara Holmes // MaraBunny @MaraHolmes_]

I’ve decided my “dream D&D group” is now The Muppets. I want to DM the muppets playing D&D/TTRPG of choice.

I want Miss Piggy to get mad at me for rolling a Crit against her. I want Kermit to bust out a lil’ bardic ditty when he uses Bardic Inspo. I want Gonzo to cast Fireball.

[🏳️‍🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 @MariGO2thepolls]

Hot take: zoomer sobriety is going to kill a lot of valuable establishments. Lots of places (restaurants, music venues, theaters, etc etc) often break even in everything but bar. Getting at over priced beer at the show is pro social praxis

[Ryan Deto @RyanDeto]

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