@MrJamesMay The issue is scale. Chips are the optimum size for maximizing pay-off. Taking one chip will not drastically reduce the amount of remaining chips but the chip is large enough to justify the effort. My advice: either go larger (one sausage roll) or smaller (rice without a spoon)
@MrJamesMay Almost, but the plate's wrong - it's a fancy linguine-with-white-truffles jobbie when what you really needed was a standard council issue flat plate.