Joshua DeLong

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@rohanpaul_ai So they were successful in giving a LLM attention deficit disorder.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@POTUS You can lobby to bring Griner home but you can't lobby to bring Marc Fogel home.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

The Harlem Shake is 100x better when everyone is wearing a Banana costume. We'll never let the Harlem Shake die.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@shanselman Man, it just hit me that your kid is 15. I remember when they were really young.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@madskristensen The only thing I've found useful from the wifi connected washer and dryer is the notification that pops on my phone when it's done and the energy usage monitor.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@Mashinsky I set limit orders at each 1,000 mark all the way down to 20k.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@shanselman I've actually started putting on jeans and a nice shirt to walk across the hall and work instead of walking around in a t-shirt and sweatpants all day. Helps with the mental separation.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@JD12o3 @KookCapitalLLC @chamath @Plaid SoFi and Plaid would be a slick merger

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@shanselman Switch to 4 x 10 schedule.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@TrumpDBA I'm going to miss you @TrumpDBA

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@shanselman One of the best times I had with you was at a "Meet Scott" event at MSDN 2011. No agenda. Just you interacting and having fun.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@2instead @CoinList Not everything in the IT world scales linearly. Even auto scaling will fail at a certain point. Scaling is a balance between cost and resources. People expect Netflix level scaling capabilities and you just aren't going to get that everywhere.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@McDonalds has surpassed @BurgerKing in being worst restaurant for customer service. Would anyone be mad if @McDonalds went out of business?

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@erin_belle_ American cheese isn't real cheese. It's a cheese like product.

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Hey @Walmart you could make more revenue if you opened more than 1 check out. 17 people in line for 1 check out. Smart business. Drive every one away.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@ScarifTrooperA @JoshuaTheFox @ziavirgo @Tesla I don't remember which but one of the car manufacturers has a drive over wireless charger for thie electric car. Not sure on the efficiency or how long it would take to reach full charge vs a plug in charger.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

Everytime I go to @McDonalds I feel like I'm on an episode of SpongeBob. Three hours later your order is ready

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@JLeighWilliams Last report I saw was only 1 person in all the major online brackets still had a perfect bracket.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@simple Experiencing problems with transferring money to shared account. Status says completed but balances on accounts don't change.

[Joshua DeLong @hype8912]

@jlharrison_news 200+ per taser per month or per year?