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Nice try but no.

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@SecKennedy And now with the screw worms you reintroduced into our food supply through MAGA DOGE negligence, we can all have worms like you, you insane MAGA cunt.

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@kenklippenstein @joncoopertweets We never vetted Trump and this dipshit country elected him twice. Once after he tried to overthrow our duly-elected govt.

If we can put Trump in office under those conditions, we can elect Platner to retake the Senate. We’ll be ok.

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@kylegriffin1 LOL, no. If he survives his term at all, he’ll die in prison. Blanche willl be disbarred and will likely face indictment himself.

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@C_3C_3 What about your face?

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@atrupar 2nd grade reading level and up knows…so, no.

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@arringtonwh2 @DemzDeliver Dude posts “Face the Facts” and then posts a couple of dipshit MAGA memes.

Beyond parody. Don’t call them dumb. 🤡

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@willchamberlain @shashj There is nothing cuntier than a smug twat running his mouth behind the safety of his keyboard. You know what would happen if you said this shit to someone’s face, you soft fucking pussy.

Ask your mom if a retroactive abortion is possible.

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@atrupar Great.

In NYC right now and we’ll be trying to fly home Monday afternoon. AF1 will fuck up NY airspace and his motorcade will fuck up traffic.

Just so this dipshit can jerk off his ego instead of watch the game on tv.

And he doesn’t even like sports.

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@Josephgsvd @MapleRebuttal @TrueFactsStated You people will literally not believe what your eyes and ears show you because you’re fucking stupid and are in a cult.

You dumb fucking cunt.

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@SenBillCassidy If only you could’ve done something as a doctor and US Senator to prevent this.

Just shut the fuck up and disappear, you fucking scumbag coward.

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@realJoelFischer Like, how many times do we have to explain to you stupid cunts that people vote, not land.

Way, way, way more Democrats in California than Republicans.

You stupid fucking cunt.

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@KATUNews Really working hard to make Portland better, safer and more affordable.

Seriously, is there a bigger group of clowns than City Council?

This is the kind of shit you do when everything is going well; not when it been 6 years of dipshittery.

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@The_Pinky_D @NYGovPress @Gov @POTUS @WhiteHouse @NewYorkFBI @LeeMZeldin @NassauExec @GovKathyHochul @IRS_CI I mean, you did see him passed out in the Oval Office during a press briefing, multiple times now, right? RIGHT?

Are you so far gone, you don’t believe what your eyes show you anymore?

You stupid, pathetic cunt.

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@_6signxxx IIRC, her husband had his neck blown out by a sniper and then she went on tour or something.

Maybe sit this one out, Erika, you sick fucking cunt.

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@BenMullin @nytimes @grynbaum JFC, dude, have some pride and walk the fuck away from this disaster. They didn’t hire you because you had the 60 Minutes golden standard of journalism excellence….you’re a goddam patsy and they’ll burn you when it’s done.

You and @mtaibbi can run a blog together or something.

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@MarkWarner @Lawrence Yes it’s a slow motion coup and the corrupt and captured Supreme Court is in on it.

Reforming the court must be priority 1 in Jan 20, 2029.

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@BradenTheBlerd @TheStefanSmith LOL, no. Trump/MAGA have gutted the regulatory and inspection arms of our food supply and this is the result.

You stupid cunt.

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@TheStefanSmith @MollyJongFast Texas voted for this.

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@RonDeSantis Prove your fucking lies or shut your mouth, you fucking cunt traitor.

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@Oregonian Bizarro world. Dude was shooting a gun in a populated area. He deserved exactly what he got.

Jury will rightly laugh at this dipshit judge and acquit this officer.

It’s weird that no one wants to be a cop in this dipshit city.