Hyperstition, Inc

A company developing technology indistinguishable from magic.

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Sick and tired of nefarious timeline manipulation or demonic incursions?

We're excited to announce our new cloud service, Black Swan Event Detection.

All physical systems obey a natural result of quantum mechanics which is the conservation of probability current over space and time which establishes a base level of expectation statistics.

By establishing a parallelized pure quantum-Random Number Generator via input-shunted silicon avalanche photo-diodes, our Black Swan Detector array provides spatially and time-resolved detection of events that defy otherwise conserved probability currents.

Protect YOUR family against parasitic astral forces, UAP abductions, malicious timeline shifts, and generally bad vibes that can otherwise influence your ability to manifest your ideal timeline.

Whats more, is that careful meditation and practice with a Black Swan Event Detector can also be used to enhance your Psi abilities to ward of black magic and have greater control over YOUR family's trajectory through spacetime.

You can see a real-time stream of pure entropy via our qRNG rig here; https://t.co/ZpNVhaHleB

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There will be an important announcement on April 1st.

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To see more upcoming articles describing the development of technology indistinguishable from magic keep an eye on the Journal of Applied Magic.

That's our JAM

https://t.co/1QMI5apcnO

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We're excited to announce our latest White Paper, Unified Conscious Field Theory, in the new industry publication The Journal of Applied Magic.

UCFT is a straightforward new theory of consciousness that unites science and spirituality into a Theory of Applied Magic.

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To read the full UCFT theory you can find our document hosted on zenodo at:

https://t.co/sgkhEZAstZ

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There will be an important announcement on April 1st, 2025.

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Follow @hyperstition_x for more news about a future born of imagination and turned to reality by feats of engineering and science

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We are coming out of stealth today and announcing our $25m Seed Round led by @foundersfund and @8vc with participation from @SimoneSyed, @Quantonation, @hankejh, @JTLonsdale, @C_Angermayer, @mattturck

We are creating the future of Material Science. Here's the deck 🧵:

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The competitive landscape of entangled matter-energy conversion process is only sparsely populated.

Fortunately, our largest competitors only exist at extremely high red-shift in the earliest phases of the universe's history