Fiona Avocado

no officer, it's 'hi, how are you?'

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

She actually didn’t do that though. This piece is a broad profile; she’s using Kaur’s exceptional popularity with young women along with other arbitrary traits she shares with Carson as an initial framing device to tease out what makes Carson unique. It’s solid writing.

[tobimisa @tobimisa1]

this is my vent art

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

Yes I will

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

The trans woman with eyebags and low self esteem will not save you

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

@AMoonWriter Every year he doesn't get it is a step closer to God's light

Breasted boobily ass writer. Ew

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

Ok unfortunately it is true that Western food safety standards HEAVILY segregate meat and veg prep.

Broken bhakt is right once a year

[Lady Macbeth 🇵🇸 @gaygachad]

I’m crying bro all that inbreeding has fried their brains😭😭veggies are taught these chutiya arguments all their life to cope. They’re on par with flat earthers atp

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

@maiaonacross @NinaKittyrina Idk if it's the same for latinas but south Asian mom's are always on about how brown makes us look darker and we shouldn't wear it

[sree @icedtea1uvr]

I turned feminist when my sis was born and my bua cried ki mere baap ka vansh khatam hogya, I was like hum kaun hai phir chudail???

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

@plumpernickel Teachers in 2026 not knowing how adrenaline works smh

[Surya @onlyxsurya]

'And living being's dead body is an oxymoron, you, on the other hand, are a garden variety moron.'

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

@plumpernickel No that's my point the Mar a Lago Botox special is perfect and holy but god forbid a gay wear lipstick

[Dan 🪴 @ohsoineffable]

Ok so apparently academic writing is way harder than gay fanfiction. who figured

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

Can y’all stop calling straightup men lesbian. Kpopifying this bs doesn’t make it cute

[bmtc fan @chathamadhi]

in this country housing is denied based on dietary preferences but sure its not that deep

[maya @jaanamaya]

ur moral superiority comes from casteism btw cuz yall are obsessed with paneer which literally comes from raping and impregnating cows and then killing them off. yall just want to show off your brahminical roots

[Fiona Avocado @hyphenbasu]

@spinelessaisha Girl take your meds

[manny ! @mannyoramuppet]

if you'll sell out your fellow trans people because you think they're ugly then you arent much better than a transphobe