just a guy in DC

I’m sarcastic. I’m likable. You should totes follow me. Follow me for my queer a$$ take on what people are doing thinking they're cool. #PunctuationCorrect.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

I'm not on here much but

Dear @Andy - #RHONY needs a new cast.

Keep Carole. Definitely lose the Carole wannabe.

Sincerely, an older cast stan.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@mmpadellan This is elder abuse. Every mandatory reporter should be reporting this.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@JoJoFromJerz wrong answers only

diapers
new toupees
small penis
big holes
respect. Oh, wait, that's not there.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@ThirdWayMattB Can I apply?

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

I'm a bigger asshole than you are.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@briantylercohen The easiest answer is HER COACH ABUSED HER TEAMMATES!!

DO BETTER.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@briantylercohen c'mon. you can't talk about @Riley_Gaines_ without talking about the fact that she hasn't spoken out against the CIS HETERO males that abused her teammates. Do better Brian. I like you - but what is this cis hetero protection

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@nicksortor Who are you?

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

Hey @RevAdamHamilton

I want a meeting with you. I'm in MHK. Your opponent won't talk to me, so I'm hoping you will.

I also have $. Do I have to buy a meeting?

@AOC and @AaronParnas should probably speak to the fact that only those that actually give money get a meeting.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@pipsblip @RpsAgainstTrump Huh? You do you with your 244 followers. Come at me. I'm probably not gonna care.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@RpsAgainstTrump Imagine if Biden posted this - where is the outrage that those who shall not be named. We know @FoxNews would be having 24/7 stories.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@MetropolisNot @mmpadellan Doh! found it. That did not take long.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@MetropolisNot @mmpadellan Show your penis!

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@mmpadellan Is that her?

@Riley_Gaines_ literally won't respond to me. But that's her??

Talk about gender affirmative procedures.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@RpsAgainstTrump Why's he trying to say this in a #MaryPoppins accent?

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@sarah_from_sota .@Riley_Gaines_ who?

The one who had coaches CONFIRMED TO ABUSE HER TEAMMATES but has not said a damn word about that?

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@LoomerUnleashed @amyactonoh remember when your holiest said that people start crying around them? and here you are, not calling THEM out but calling her out.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

When she comes for me, please hire me an attorney.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@atrupar And when you're out of office, we're coming for it all.

[just a guy in DC @hypotwitical]

@atrupar Wait. Who's the 'person' interviewing??? JFC