Thesaurus Jones

Gracefully cursed

[Thesaurus Jones @iDulmage]

*Murdoch voice* “George, you couldn’t possibly think there is a better way to spend a quarantine than watching Murdoch Mysteries. Could you?” @CBCMurdoch

[Thesaurus Jones @iDulmage]

I’m finally working a Thursday so I can partake

[jake @wormpuller]

Make yourself retarded with weed at work Thursday

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Putting My Own Worst Enemy over a bunch of 2000s pop punk and nu-metal clips is a great bit

[Thesaurus Jones @iDulmage]

@sethmpk Clutch

[Alice in Chains @AliceInChains]

“Would?” | 1996 MTV Unplugged

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

Million dollar idea. I wonder if rockstar is going to shut this shit down eventually.

[Thesaurus Jones @iDulmage]

@BlueJaysDad No

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A tree caught fire in Germany after falling onto a live power line during a storm. The flames appeared to pulse as electrical surges traveled through the line.

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

I swear shrooms was everywhere like weed at one point shit hard to find now

[30 for 30 @30for30]

A sneak peek at the never-before-heard story of Shohei Ohtani's break-up with his interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara, and the world of illegal sports gambling 🎙️

Listen to the first two episodes of "The Betrayal of Shohei Ohtani" podcast on July 28 where you get your podcasts 🚨

[Nitroid ❗️ @Nitroid]

The irony of PlayStation Network going down because they licensed their servers through AWS instead of owning them 😭

[madison²⁵ ₇₀ @leafscini]

a new celly has hit the timeline

[Thesaurus Jones @iDulmage]

@JohnnyGiunta_ The real question is how many Ernie’s did we have in the lineup?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Having a parent who still looks out for you as an adult is a blessing.

[Rob Fai @RobFai]

As far as bobbleheads go, this is up there with the most creative... Fantastic #BlueJays #BuckMartinez

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

MLBでの日本新人最多本塁打記録は岡本和真のものだ！#BlueJays50

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Just a friendly reminder that this is still the greatest thing to ever happen in a wrestling ring

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

On June 4, 1974, the Cleveland Indians had one of the worst ideas in sports history: 10 cent beer night.

A cup of Stroh's went from 65 cents down to a dime. Limit of six per trip to the counter, but you could go back as many times as you wanted. So basically unlimited beer.

It gets better. A week earlier these same two teams had brawled in Texas, so Cleveland fans showed up already wanting blood. About 25,000 packed the stadium, way more than expected.

By the middle innings it was total chaos. Fans were setting off firecrackers, throwing hot dogs and rocks, and running onto the field. A woman flashed the crowd. A father and son ran out and mooned the outfield. Streakers everywhere. Rangers manager Billy Martin just stood in the dugout blowing kisses at the drunks screaming at him.

Then the Indians tied it 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th. That's when it fully broke.

A kid ran out and grabbed Rangers outfielder Jeff Burroughs' cap. Burroughs stumbled, and Billy Martin thought his player was getting jumped. So he grabbed a bat and led the entire Rangers team charging onto the field to fight the crowd. Then the Indians came out with bats too, to protect the Rangers from thousands of drunk fans.

A reliever got hit in the head with a steel folding chair. The umpire, Nestor Chylak, got cut by a thrown rock and a piece of a stadium seat, and needed stitches.

He forfeited the game to Texas on the spot and called the fans "uncontrollable beasts," saying he'd never seen anything like it "except in a zoo."

The best part? Cleveland had four more beer nights already scheduled that season.