Ilana Zipkin

The real Ilana Zipkin twitter!

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

Never a doubt

[Paul C @HurtsyIvania]

I95 fixed

[salad @pukeNsally]

I’m all for everywhere all at once wining awards but why is Jamie lee winning best supporting actress over Stephanie Hsu. She was in it for 5 fucking seconds.

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

PSA from a Jew: we won't be mad if k*nye is in your Spotify wrapped he's in ours too

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

The fact that our parents watched a man land on the moon and we haven't is so camp

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

There's something really unsettling about lakes that are so big that people refer to them as the beach

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

A man literally set himself on fire the other day outside of scotus to make a statement to our leaders to act on climate change or we will all burn like him...and what's our governments response? Ban abortion.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We're banning all imports of Russian oil and gas and energy.

That means Russian oil will no longer be acceptable at U.S. ports and the American people will deal another powerful blow to Putin.

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

It's almost about that fun little time of year where we get to relive our lives ending again

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

@_TheGreatGabby_ Thank you !!!

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

Trying to find an at home covid test in the city of Philadelphia is like trying to find a date to formal when it falls on the night before a Penn state finance exam

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

This woman is going to kindly be the perfect host to 40 friends and family members at her house for Thanksgiving in 4 days

[Josh Davey @joshdavey5]

Life update: Today is my last day @Inside_Lacrosse. I have worked at IL for 7+ years essentially giving me my real first job out of college. Shoutout @D_Fly. From building and growing @ILInvitational to an elite event, selling to-and working with some of the biggest brands in the

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Ben Simmons getting himself suspended

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

Right wing conservatives want to “protect life” but also don’t believe in climate change. TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU. The northeast is underwater. How are you “protecting life” if you can’t even acknowledge that the world we are leaving behind for future generations is UNINHABITABLE?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

Like oh if my dog pees on your lawn is it gonna self destruct

[Ilana Zipkin @iLLAMAzipkin]

If you have one of those signs on your lawn that’s says you don’t want dogs peeing on your lawn you’re probably a horrible person