yuseless

I made 1320 accounts to follow myself

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Anyway NFL starting 22 made entirely of Pokemon

[. @3manweav]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail

[SPIDERCRAWLING @SPIDERCRAWLING]

Sure thing

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

Cillian Murphy? I prefer Flagellan Murphy

[Kingi @trademarktaz]

Me talking to Professor Oak before I step out on my Pokémon journey

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iMessage shows if someone hasn't clicked a link

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This the dude telling you there’s some pictures you should take down

[wint @dril]

"we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

BeReal is having the Roy Hibbert career arc

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

People often say I remind them of someone and it’s always the most insufferable person they know

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

Snapchat should have an age restriction where they automatically delete your account after age 24

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

Leaving me on read is morally wrong

[CNBC @CNBC]

Elon Musk says work-from-home is "morally wrong" — here's why. https://t.co/Khw4HJnj0t

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

@francescaapinto I was there today.

[yuseless @I_am_Yuseless]

Which one should I get? I have a dinner party next week

[Alec @surialaw]

The ball is alive and doesn’t like being thrown around like that