call me saaï-m.

this is how cynical society has become.

[꒰ meow .ᐟ.ᐟ @YAOlPROPAGANDA]

imagine how cheap merch shipping mustve been on pangea. 💔💔 i wish we kept it

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

EVERY SONG THE WEEKND PLAYED FROM HIS NEW ALBUM

HURRY UP TOMORROW

A THREAD 🧵:

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Alex Brogan @alexbrogan]

Epicgrief

[club hathaway @NtiAning]

larry, i’m on ducktales

[Simon Clark @simonoxfphys]

IT HAPPENED!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

It’s his job to pull the levers. Don’t ask what they do, that’s somebody else’s lookout

[ES Richforever @esrichforever]

Fake laughing with customers is another skill.

[toxic king @toxicking]

I don’t want nobody to ever feel like we beefing. You not important.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

NFT owners:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Tesla Mfs laughing at gas prices like they monthly payments not $900

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

Really impressed with everyone who got an emergency PhD in epidemiology in 2020 and who now has somehow earned a master’s in Russian Studies

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Yup, they can all afford it

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

just saw somebody my age have their life together, day is ruined